We got my mother a black cat Halloween candy bowl...

It’s no longer hers.

It’s the cat’s now.

Purrito supreme

😒😒😒😒part 2

Strange plant 🤔

relaxing

The Addams Family (1991)

You gotta let your man be vulnerable. Never laugh at him for sharing his feelings or shedding a tear. Let him know he’s safe and open as long as he’s with you. Be his open arms.

More women like this in the world please. Important

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

pet owners tag yourselves

I am both

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

Holy shit

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No u

Omfg this just brought up my whole mood

Noot Noot

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

Edit: Credit to Bronson the Cat

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

I would die for this cat

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

~*~ Always ~*~ https://www.instagram.com/p/BoBTn3Mlwxe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15vcoacrl3mcl

LITERALLY ME

The bean thief

greem beam