When his general card dropped I thought the sleeves were tattoos :')
the way these strikes get framed is always so funny to me
"the strike could stretch on until the end of summer" or the execs could pay their workers
"there won't be ANY new shows because of this strike" or the execs could pay their workers
"no more content for us because the mean old writers and actors are-" OR THE EXECS COULD PAY THEIR WORKERS
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”
tumblr post getting 50k notes overnight: new users don't know about our beloved pingle button
staff 2 days later: we are removing our beloved pingle button because new users don't know about it
What’s the pingle button?
I just needed a nonsense word because I feel like every time a post gets popular about new users not knowing something about the platform staff sees it and makes a horrible change to accommodate people who aren't even using the site and I'm not giving them any more ideas
hozier: damn i wonder why the streams on From Eden are spiking
me, a traumatised lesbian, weeping in my bed: I SLITHERED HERE FROM EDEN JUST TO SIT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
That's it
I'm about to check my inbox on here and there better not be any clownery in there. there better not be any silly stuff. i am a serious man. a severe man. not a man of levity. and if i see so much as one frivolous or goofy message in that mailbox then, boy, i will be very upset. and i'm walking over there now to check it
Anxieties! Attack!
WAIT NO
No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
just took an INSANE personality test for school. most of the questions ranged from "these are not a dichotomy" to "this feels loaded" to "i literally don't know what you're asking here" but this specific question made me laugh out loud:
i don't know how anyone could look at options like these and not read them in two distinctly opposite voices. it felt like the george carlin bit on baseball versus football.
Short DPXDC Prompts #828
Kon and Kara are on a mission together when a meteor streaks past them… Oh shit. That’s not a meteor. That’s something that resembles a flaming SUV careening towards the ground. That SUV has something inside. Whatever the something is, they don’t have a heartbeat.
I think it’d be very funny if they pry open the suv to hopefully, and carefully take out the probable corpse only to screech in surprise when Danny just goes: ….hey🧍🏻
But on the other hand, if Danny loses control of his ghost form and goes back to having a very concerning slow heart beat, now BOTH Supers are frantic because there is a heartbeat NOW and the person is barely holding on! WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!
Even better he says "hey" in ghost speak which sounds like glacier cracking and feels like utter confusion.
Danny understands what they're saying thanks to ghost speak but can't speak their language since his halfa voice box still needs some time to adapt on the different languages and frequencies.
I like the language barrier but the reverse would also be funny
Danny watches Kara is said in perfect Kryptonian a charming but odd in the context "nice to meet you"
Danny who has the power to speak the native language of the people they are looking at automatically....but only their native language until he looks at someone else to change again
the gays when yet another queer couple has a big confession but ultimately breaks up/goes separate ways: "I'm back in the fucking building again"
people who wrap bandages around their hands to protect them and people who wear fingerless gloves are like two divergent evolutions of the same species
rogue class vs. fighter class
no but that's a different way of reaching blue than the normal way. rather than being pigmented, the physical material structure of the feathers is made up of effectively a keratin sponge full of small air pockets, and when white light strikes those pockets, most wavelengths of visual light cancel each other out, while blue is able to reflect and escape the structure.
so if you really fucked up a Bluejays feather what colour would it be
The natural pigmentation of blue jay feathers is brown, though I suppose it depends on how you fucked it up. I suspect that, being made of keratin, it would be an off-white if you were to grind it into a fine enough powder (speculation because I don't want to do research it's like midnight).
cool as hell! The link there is to the Yosemite park page on this.
I wish I lived in the world TERFs do where every space is catered to transgender people and transgender people have inherent privileges no other members of society have and have never faced any systematic oppression. That sounds awesome tbh. Utopian science fiction type world.