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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
Anti-LGBTQIA+ and MAP/MAP sympathizers are also not welcome on my blog. Y'all can fuck off to fuck-off mountain.
Thorin Oakenshield x Reader
Word Count: 2.2K Warnings: Angst...?
Author's Note: I made myself sad :( BUT IT ENDS HAPPILY SO :)
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As they gathered around the fire, no one seemed to want to sing or dance. They were cold, tired, some bruised and wounded, but mostly exhausted. They quietly ate and readied for bed, and she couldn’t help but feel discontent at the lack of wind-down from the day. She lay in her bedding, staring up at the night sky; Thorin lay beside her in his own bedding, Fili above Thorin, Kili above her, Bilbo on her other side.
Bilbo was shifting beside her, a telltale sign that he was restless; she gently put her arms behind her head, and asked, “Bilbo, would you like to hear a story?”
A few of the dwarves groaned but she paid them no mind, looking over at Bilbo who blinked and nodded his head. “A good bedtime story would be nice.”
Her smile was bright even in the darkness and before she could even open her mouth, Thorin muttered, “We need rest. A story will have to wait.”
“Oh pish,” she retorted and settled in to tell her story. “Once upon a time, there was a young girl who lived beside an elven castle. And she—”
“Of course, it’s an elven bedtime story,” Dwalin griped and the others chuckled whilst she threw a rock at him.
“Let me tell my story!” she cleared her throat. “Now, where was I? Ah yes, once upon a time!”
🎶 Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest / Laughin' back and forth at what the other has to say / Reminiscin', this-n-thattin', havin' such a good time / Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day 🎶
Robin Miller, 1973
THIS BE MY FAVORITE MOVIE. I HAVE A COFFEE MUG AND IT IS MY FAV MUG
DRINK EVERY MORNING FROM IT
Someone pls explain in small words why Reddit is coming to tumblr
I have not been paying attention for like ever
Pls and thank you
Some days I know my mother is glad I’m not addicted to heroin!
I am addicted to putting my attention into fictional characters.
Which I think she’s decided is definitely so much worse
Red Hood: Outlaws Issue #6 (2022)
Why'd they make him so pretty?
Because they know their target audience
,,,,,,,,, what else can I trap in resin
Legolas is next
im about to fucking piss myself
Bilbo hadn’t really understood why the dwarves had hated the elf so much, but of course, Bofur had quietly told him of why they were so distrustful of her, but it wasn’t entirely personal, they’d distrusted all elves, even the ones in Rivendell. He’d become rather fond of her, but only because she was much more mannered and polite. She favored two daggers over the typical elven choice of a sword and bow, which Bilbo found odd, as he’d always heard stories about elves and their almost perfect skill with bows and swords. Even Lord Elrond of Rivendell carried a sword, which he had no doubt that the elven lord was lethal with it.
But while Bilbo had come to recognize that the dwarves were offensive fighters, she was defensive, and it’d taken quite a while for him to understand that any time there was danger, she was always next to him, keeping close so that nothing could hurt him. But he’d also seen her when she was sneaking behind enemies, watching as she’d taken down more than the dwarves who were in the thick of it.
The night had called, and Bilbo found himself unable to sleep, tossing and turning over the hard ground while the others snored around him. He lie there for as long as he could before he sat up with a quiet sigh, discontent flooding him as he threw the blanket off before rising from the bedroll. He assumed a short stroll might tire him out, not too far of course—the last thing he wanted was to end up like he’d been with the trolls.
Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.
Mood
This is the entire observable universe squeezed into one image.
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I'm gonna start saying "it's too hot" today, here's the perfect poll...
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I'm curious and need to know I'm not suffering alone
Y’all we weak 38C ain’t bad at all even humid
💌 can you recommend your top 10 DC fics?
hi nonny babe! thank u so much for participating on the celebration 💗
OooOoOooH that's a difficult one😮💨 but I tried my best! I had to dig my very old list of fics I read in 2020/2021 (that's when I started reading dc stuff) for this😭😭😭 feeling very nostalgic about this one but here we go! I couldn't decide on a top 10 so they're in no particular order! Just 10 fics I really really like.
But if I had a TOP 3!!!! It would probably include the older fics I read. Probably would go: 1. The Commander, 2. The Vampire's Masquerade, 3. three birds, one stone. check the links below to find them!
➣ The Vampire's Masquerade by @ragingbookdragon | jason todd x vampire!reader
This was one of the very first series I ever read here on tumblr and it hasn't left my mind ever since. I still remember some bits of the plot (that's how impactful it was on my brain chemistry. I really need to re-read it!!
This one includes a vampire!reader and it's just such an INTERESTING & ALLURING STORY!!!! It's so mysterious and mystical and super sensual and it has it's funny moments too! I love love love this one.
Hi hello I am honored to be included in a list 🥹
(Also just totally realized I never re-edited I Can’t Make You Love Me PT2, but it is in my DC masterlist! Check in Batfamily -> Jason Todd)
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Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.
"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes
What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god