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This gave me a chuckle but please do not take the name of Christ in vain again.

I walked into my local grocery store and found….this

paradise

kiss has to be one of the most disappointing bands ever. imagine hearing about this crazy rock band that dresses up in insane costumes and wears face paint and the one guy looks super demonic and has a really long tongue and everyone says they're satanic and then you listen to them and they're just singing about how they wanna bone but it's in a socially acceptable tongue in cheek way that your dad likes

ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms

and then doubled the homophobia. somehow.

Like, catholics may be oppressive and psychologically kneecapped, but at least they get wine and aesthetics.

Catholics: God hates everyone, especially us

Baptists: God hates everyone, except us

For some reason traffic is full of old men whose world view is based on the stalwart belief that the only way they will get into warriors' heaven is dying a glorious death in a vehicular accident they caused on purpose out of spite.

how about potterheads try some pot and head and forget about all that nonsense

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

it is done

@metfell

real

im sleep avoidant. im task avoidant. im people avoidant. i avoid.

the reason the US emergency number is 911 is because it pays homage to 9/11. before 9/11 you had to spell out WATERGATE on your phone's keypad for an ambulance

No fucking way. I have been informed this isn’t an edit

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.