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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

Toast

via @WeHeartIt

Happy halloween!

This GIFset basically sums up my Tumblr: A cute 80s babe playing an old arcade game while wearing a leotard and leg warmers. All that’s missing is a VHS glitch.

Ten minutes. It took her almost ten minutes. Ten minutes and 30 years.

bonus:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Sophocles, Elektra (trans. Anne Carson)

#tag yourself - parks and rec drunk edition