I am the Man that sank Atlantis

Shower beer though >

Like, am I wrong?

I’ve had bath wine and bath mixers and shower vodka.

I should try shower beer

Might I suggest, shower skittles

Shower skittles?!??

HOW HAVE I NOT THOUGHT OF THIS

They already come in a shower proof bag, its like they were made for it

Shower beer though >

Like, am I wrong?

I’ve had bath wine and bath mixers and shower vodka.

I should try shower beer

Might I suggest, shower skittles

via gracespelman

@neverendingbreak

Anyone else find AHS '84 a bit...lacking?

Nothing beats Hotel.

Hotel was amazing. But Coven was my shit. (I’m biased)

I liked 84 and apocalypse. I'd say coven is still the best season

The Macaroon Saga™

we stan a legend. 

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

life imitates art

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken

@artemisia-absinthium-x

The void currently is yelling at me for not giving him my last chicken nugget.

The other void is banned from the living room until he stops farting in my face.

I used to have the fluffiest black cat when I was younger, she was adorable and so affectionate. She use to nibble on your clothes and drool lol

yo same

it do be like that though

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

Summers in Australia

*smacks my own ass to feel it jiggle*

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

shocked and betrayed.

same sis