"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

they’re like Greek sirens for bisexual men

mood: me in a gay club bathroom in 2002/meat packing district of NYC on the floor watching as my friend uses my debit card to line up coke

okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie

my autism diagnosis has nothing to do with this

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia

I will say the terror is great bc all of these actors have whatever the opposite of Instagram face is. Adam Nagaitis has a face that knows cholera

A very, very gentle reminder that "prev tags" is now completely useless, bc you can no longer click back thru the reblog chain and see the prev tags. You can see the reblog in front of you, and you can find the original post - by itself, completely devoid of context - but you can't click thru to the previous reblog. This is apparently intentional, since I literally emailed support about it - being able to click back thru the reblog chain and being able to see the source post in context on op's blog are fundamental parts of the user experience imo and I am pissed - and their response was basically like yeah we meant to do that but if you want to talk about it you can go to our WIP blog, where the ask is literally only open one day a week and we will completely ignore you.

hello guess who’s bank account got hacked and now my account is overdraft a fuck ton and i have utility bills coming out that cant get paid now as well as my cell phone and bank fraud takes three weeks to investigate and also i need to eat. no one in my family can help, i’ve already begged

besties ive never needed ur help more.. i’m not above begging and showing feet

cashapp/venmo: patrocles // paypal

This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.

I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."

- Напиши мне третий куплет, а?

смарите, господамы, балу прыгает!

I just think I deserved to hear jamie tartt say non-monogomeh

- I know a lot of people are shit-talking your hair online.

- They’re WHAT?

love this website because someone will go "#how does he look so gooodddddd" and then u scroll back up and it's like. he literally doesn't <3

if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun