Sally Face
The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life
Wait do y’all not have like…first aid boxes in your hall closets? Like just a plastic box that has your basic first aid shit?
...no? Wait, you mean some people actually have first aid kits lying around their homes?
I... personally don't have a first aid kit at home and never had, neither my parents had, but... I've always had a "medicine cabinet", that always have... things like bandages, peroxide, alcohol, chlorhexidine, anti-burn cream... I don't know, the kind of things you are supposed to find in a first aid kit.
Don't you folks have that kind of thing?
Realizing our household may be more accident-prone than most because we have a fire extinguisher on both levels and a full-on first aid kit, and we've needed them.
Please have a fire extinguisher in your home. PLEASE. Even just a little one. They're not expensive and they could save your whole home. (Also not a bad idea to have one in your car.)
hhmmerr warrior cats au where before tearing up the old forest territories to make more neighborhood the twolegs realized there were cat colonies here and trapped the majority of them, the only ones escaping were those who managed to run away those who were taken who were calmer/could be trained (kits apprentices elders maybe just more chill warriors in general) were spayed/neutered and sent away to be housecats while those with larger tempers and who potentially couldn't be trained were sent away to different places to become new, monitored feral cat colonies and the ones who managed to run away made the journey to the lake, creating new clans & recruiting other loner/rogue/kittypets who wanted to join (honestly i just think there needs to be at least 1 (one) mass death/capture event in warriors theres TOO MANY CATS!!!!!!!!!! sobs)
out of all the cats in all four clans, only 22 survive. russetfur, cedarheart, rowanclaw and talonpaw of shadowclan, nightcloud, tornear, owlwhisker and weaselfur of windclan, leafpool, cloudtail, ashfur, rainwhisker, ferncloud, whitepaw and birchkit of thunderclan, and hawkfrost, voletooth, reedwhisker, mosspelt, beechpaw, minnowkit and heavystep of riverclan due to fighting and bickering about who should lead, who should heal, etc, the cats split into two. the first clan, russetfur holds the new leadership position, with nightcloud as deputy and leafpool as healer. the others are ashfur, ferncloud, birchkit, cedarheart, owlwhisker, weaselfur, voletooth, beechpaw, mosspelt, minnowkit and heavystep the second group is led by hawkfrost, with tornear as deputy and no healer (at the beginning). the other cats in the group are cloudtail, whitepaw, rainwhisker, rowanclaw, talonpaw and reedwhisker. while trying to rebuild, smokey, floss and daisy from the horseplace notice the group and seeing their low numbers & struggles, the 3 decide to join, bringing along future kits. seeing that there is a healer in the other group but none in this one, and worrying for his future kits, smokey goes to leafpool to learn from her, eventually becoming this clans healer the first group settles down in what would be thunderclans territory, but more close to inbetween thunderclan and windclan. the second group settles down in what would be riverclans territory, but closer to the horseplace. leafpool discovers the moonpool and the clans discover the island like normal the clans look to the stars, and decide to become something new. the first group becomes oakclan, named after the ancient oak, while the second becomes streamclan, named after the stream that runs through their territory. russetfur becomes russetstar, and hawkfrost becomes hawkstar
man what's even the point of those stupid ass pikachu ads they literally arent even advertising anything. the link just takes you to the dashboard
So there's this thing called jokes.
unfortunately tumblr forcing me to see their stupid ass unfunny joke over and over between every 5 posts is actually far worse and more obnoxious than an ad could ever be. god bless
Boring vibes coming off op rn
if we lived in the cyberpunk dystopia you would 100% fall in love with an advertisement hologram programmed to emulate human speech
ack oooguh help the wind keeps blowing me
blow on yr screen every couple seconds to simulate annoying an anime boy
i came up with this idea when i was very sleep deprived and i then spent like 30 minutes intermittently blowing on my screen. i was very entertained, at one point i laughed so hard i almost lost my voice. i figured that this was just a symptom of being very easily amused due to my condition but now that im awake again i see that this is easily the best post ive ever made. i have peaked, i will never post anything this good again. fffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Struggling with my mental health means horsies. Fight me.
1.) Honey Dear
2.) Maple Harvest
3.) Autumn Harvest
4.) Sunspark Meadowmaker
5.) Rachel
a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper
this is how lush employees look at you when you say you dont need any help