shield surf epic fail compilations when
I've seen a few people talk about how funny it is that a lot of people in Hyrule dont recognize Link unless they've met him before or have heard a good description of him bc yeah I don't think I'd be connecting that the strange blonde boy eating leaves off the ground is the hero of Hyrule either
Everyone say thank you Nintendo for giving Hyrule the hottest founders
im the fucking tony hawk of hyrule YOU’RE LITERALLY IN A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR ME
Jason and Steph are every hero's kid's favorite (batfam) babysitter.
Not the heroes themselves, mind you, but the kids will not allow any other batfam babysitter for the following reasons:
- Bruce and Dick are "too dad-y"
- Babs has games on her computer and she WONT let the kids play them
- Alfred has been banned from babysitting, as he has been doing so for too long.
- Cass is perfect. Too perfect. As in, she follows every rule the parents set. No fun :(
- Duke led a gang of children. He is not to be trusted with large gatherings of children.
- Damian has made multiple children cry.
- Tim has forgotten that he was babysitting on multiple occasions, and on multiple occasions has accidentally pulled up gruesome case files.
Jason and Steph are great with kids, make good food, and break the rules (just a little bit. Enough that the kids have fun, but nothing bad or harmful)
GUYS! We got yiga clan's uniform in tears of the kingdom!
It's time for REVENGE!!!
Parents being supportive toward their adoptive daughter's crush ❤
https://twitter.com/Euterpeus_/status/1660326156996935680?t=P0x5jfaO2fzQaYN0_wtFAg&s=19
Me, trying to navigate the tears of the kingdom map after logging god knows how many hours in botw:
Tim: Hey Bruce. We had an incident on patrol—
Bruce: Hn?
Tim: Dick was—
Bruce, internally: Dick was shot he was mauled he was maimed by the joker he was tortured by scarecrow he was broken in half by bane!!! dick’s DEAD??? what else could be wrong he can’t tell me himself that means he is vulnerable that means he may have been shot in the head is Dick dead what do I do if he’s dead Contingency Number D1492 I need to contact Clark and let him know and tell him to isolate me and I need to contact Jason (Contingency J384) but what do I do if Dick is gone can I go on of course I can I need to but I can’t see his body I can’t do it—
Tim: —limping after he tried to get an ice cream from the soft serve machine and ate shit lmao. His ankle is twisted; might take a couple days to recover.
Bruce, a very normal person who doesn’t suffer from anxiety and ptsd: okay
the stable trotters: we’re going to die!!
me going 200mph and drifting sharp turns: bro chill you’re fine 😌
In retrospect, I’m not sure what I expected to happen