the absolute BEST rival dynamic is where one of them is like “you are my equal unlike any other, you respect me and my power even if you disagree with my methods, i will only die by your hand and you by mine, perhaps i want your attention perhaps i love you, together we challenge each other to unseen heights, we are each other’s destiny, we are intrinsically linked,” and the other person is genuinely like “please die”

wh

what does this mean op

Oh no two seperate artist created two separate characters with different silloettes whatever has happened to the animation industry in 73 years??? The Horror!!!

This post is making fun of people who cry about "cal arts art style"

I'm specifically mocking this gif

ah, that.

some fun facts about this: the person who made the original chart the gif is derived from outright lied in order to get their point across by deliberately drawing the characters super off-model...

and “CalArts” as a derogative term didn’t originally refer to bean mouths, soft rounded faces, and what have you. It originally referred to 2D Disney-style animation (specifically, it was in reference to The Iron Giant of all things.) And the person to blame for this is...

drumroll please...

That’s right, John Kricfalusi coined “CalArts Style.”

As in, the convicted pedophile.

As in, the guy who notoriously tortured his animation staff.

HOLY SHIT THE MOUSE FROM TOM AND JERRY IS SANS

Say his name. Don't look it up. Look me in the eyes right now and tell me the rats name.

i think thats tom

WRONG!

Try again.

Jery????

yeah

Sans??????

Great post guys

I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.

you heard him

i love that the interviewers aren’t being judgmental on how kazuki and rei became two fathers for one girl but instead asked if miri was happy to have two papas (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

Lmao this is so funny ♡

Fall Out Boy is good because pete wentz was supposed to be the lawyer nepotism baby of all time and then he was like actually I'm going to start a pop punk band with my friend Andy and this freak my 15 year old chauffeur/guitarist/punching bag got into an argument with at a bookstore who he then brought home and asked if we could keep

@pretty-meris Joe Biden was literally at his parents wedding I MEAN the nepotism baby lawyer of ALL TIME

it is because of Joe Biden we have fall out boy because his parents met campaigning for his senate election.

You haven’t cancelled my student loan debt, but at least you gave me my favorite band.

Something something domino effect, Joe Bidens political career to That one song in the Bionicles commercial.

i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening

someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse

alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones

you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.

ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.

do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together

this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat

you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

The replies on this are hilarious, here's a small sample:

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The illustrator is Satoshi Kawasaki, and this is an example of why it’s very important to give artists credit because if that information had been included then you would discover this penguin wrestling is like…the least weird thing he has gone viral for.

I adore this guy. It’s so powerful to be able to provide a succinct visualization of science while unsettling people on such a visceral level. Sciart icon.

Please consider following him on Twitter or buying his book!

men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are

@casualfruit nah say it with ur chest cos u truly ate

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

Reminder that USPS is completely self funded and takes no tax dollars.

happy Jewish holidays google image search results!

also

and

For my Goyim friends who don't get the joke:

The first image shows a bunch of random stuff from a whole bunch of Jewish holidays, none of which are Passover. At a glance I see Hanukkah (menorah, dreidel), Rosh Hashanah (apples and honey, pomegranate), Sukkot (harvested apples), and a bunch of other random Jewish desserts which may or may not be intended as holiday-specific ones. Many leavened breads are on display.

The remaining images all show leavened bread, which is one thing that is universally disallowed during Passover, as we are celebrating our history of being slaves who very quickly left Egypt and didn't have time to let the dough rise; unleavened bread is the symbol of exodus.

addenda to image descriptions: the first image is a tweet by Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds, saying "Happy Passover to all those celebrating"; it's quote-tweeted by Josh Sternberg, saying "Tell me you have no Jews on your staff without telling me you have no Jews on your staff." the second image is a tweet from the UK Labour Party, saying "As Jewish people prepare for Passover, we're wishing everyone in the Jewish community chag sameach." the third image is a tweet from Michigan House Republicans, saying "Wishing you peace and blessings this Passover."

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

I love this❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

This is why "rainbow capitalism" is fine with me. Not just because I grew up and lived in a time period when this kind of gesture would have been unthinkable; not just because it shows that companies (whose attention is always on their bottom line) see the way society is moving and choose which is the more bigger and profitable side to be on (although both of those are also good reasons!)

Because I want bigots to be uncomfortable. I want them to be reminded daily that they are losing. I want them to not be able to buy beer or go to a movie or eat a burger without it being RUBBED IN THEIR FACE that they are sad and pathetic and no one likes them. I want them to have things they love gradually stripped away from them until they are reduced to only buying weird bible-themed chips that taste like sawdust. I want them to realize how much they are losing out on by holding on to their bigoted beliefs, and how much it costs them, and have that knowledge eat them up inside while they drink their off-brand Discount Joe's Root Beer because they haven't heard anything about Discount Joe supporting The Gays yet, so it's fine.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium