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Hellish Date

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Yes I'm your hellish date, but I'm also the girl you take home to mom😉
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2tru1lie

2 truths 1 lie #12

1 - Hair and fingernails continue to grow after death 2 - The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom 3 - Native Americans used to name their children after the first thing they saw as they left their tepees after their children were born, hence the names Sitting Bull and Running Water

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This girl right here. She's literally everything to me. She's going through a rough time right now and I want her to know that I'll always be here. Homecoming week is this week and I'm surprising her with her favorite flowers and a big ass sign asking her (officially) to Hoco. I've never gone. It's my senior year and her sophomore year. I want her to know that even when I'm gone I'm still there with her. She's my best friend. My home skillet biscuit. My cinnamon apple. I'm going to do whatever it takes to help her through this. When prom comes around and if no one asks me, I'm going straight to her. I'm getting a big ass crowd to help me balloons, signs, flowers, dinner, the works and asking her to prom with me. I want her to feel wanted and loved. I never want her to feel as though she's alone. She's my everything. And I wouldn't trade her for the world. I'm glad I can tell you this big secret and her not know about it. I love you Mara Alisyne Ersbo💖

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*