*wakes up* aughh i dont wanna get up out of bed yet ):
mike from breaking bad, stepping out of my closet: here's what yer gunna do. Yer gunna get up. Yer gunna make coffee, 2 spoons of sugar, a pour of milk. Yer gunna take it downstairs and scroll online fer an hour to wake up. Next, this is important, yer gonna shower. Then, yer gonna head to work. You got it?
me: yes mike, thank you mike
*he dematerializes*
Happy 10 year anniversary
some guy named Scam Likely after he tries to call every human being on earth to give away his billions to but nobody answers and the ones that do tell him to fuck off and die
nice try motherfucker im 5'3
fuck this gay earth
You know who else trapped a bunch of comedians in a room and they all tried to run their bit at everyone else at the same time?
no I do not muscle man lay it the fuck on me brother. Who else did this
MY MOM
AUGH!!! aahhh OW
jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now
if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”
it says the actual flavour right here :/
gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens
Hospital
tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
2fort is real and it is in Saskatchewan
tf2 heritage post
NEWS: Two new life size Pokemon plushes have been revealed. These life size Cyndaquil and Oshawott plushes are set to be released in Japan on July 14th.
I’m never 100% sure what vibe I’m supposed to be getting from Kamen Rider clips because, like, you’ve got these dudes in elaborate robot samurai costumes shouting about the will to power while throwing out attacks with names like “Apocalypse Fist” and shooting green lightning everywhere, but then you zoom out about ten feet and get a good look at where all this is taking place and they’re literally brawling in a motel parking lot.
has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”
just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too
better call saul is proof that the artistic merit of a piece of popular media is negatively correlated with how seriously the fans take it. marvel movies are cheap garbage but there’s probably a couple thousand people who got that corny wandavision quote tattooed somewhere on their body. better call saul is a tv show with a competent writing staff and some immaculately framed shots and this morning i saw a 144p video titled “finger” of someone saying “put your dick away walter i’m not having sex with you right now” in a perfect mike ehrmantraut impression
