“Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

¡Soy Chorizo!

how to tip

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

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Sister James has mastered all four elements, WIG!

Every time someone mentions cursed images, this is the first thing I think of

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOO

This shit has me dying still