Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.
So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens
you can always tell when a story about religion is made by a non religious person it never has the ring of truth to it
#by religious i mean raised in proximity not necessarily a true believer#but you can always tell when a story about religion is made by someone raised nonreligious like they do not get it#mostly bc they cannot fathom that religious people often do actually literally believe in their religion and it is not solely a proxy for#some other form of power or control#brough to you by having watched there will be blood and being like. a preacher would not say that. that’s not what a turn of the century#revival looks like.
steinbeck’s dedication to his editor in east of eden
just cos a friend hadn't seen it - here's marxist art critic john berger, discussing caravaggio with some school kids. it's really interesting both as an example of pedagogy and as illustrative of how gender can work in art and how kids can relate to that almost intuitively
this is from Ways of Seeing, which is a documentary he made on demystifying art and capitalist culture more broadly, it's all available for free on YouTube and i'd highly recommend you check it out. it's truly incredible to me that he managed to get something so genuinely radical and accessible shown on the bbc in 1972!
“should we invite bella hadid” has more power over me than a million positive self affirmations actually
aspiring social media influencer patrick bateman watching the apology video his fellow influencer, paul allen, released after the members of their shared content house were cancelled for god-knows-what, and suddenly realizing his own apology video falls flat in comparison: look at that subtle victimization. the tasteful inclusion of his past traumas. oh my god, he even started crying.
There's actually only one piece of ""Tumblr etiquette"" that people need to know and it's if you see a post that has thousands or tens of thousands of notes you should really check the replies to make sure ten billion other people haven't already told op the thing you're about to tell them so they don't have to spend the rest of their day trying to blow you up with their mind
we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments
“Great Tits!”, inspired by the Great Tit, a small insectivorous bird with a black and white head, blue wings and tail, olive green upper body and yellow underparts.
if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts
Just a quick ATSV meme for y'all
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
Jaws (1975) dir. Steven Spielberg