Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

The thing that fucks me up about tumblr is that there is literally a text post that says “none pizza with left mineral” and i laughed, and i reblogged it, and it was only after i laughed and reblogged it that I realized that post is just a random collection of five words that make no fucking sense to anyone in the real world 

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Dear Phandom, 

We apologize for hogging all of the gay, may we have some gay back? You may keep some of the gay, bUT CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME OF THE GAY YALL ALREADY HAVE MATCHING ICONS AND THE GAY RADIATING THROUGH YOUR SCREENS

Yours Truly,

The Troyler Fandom

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

Note to all of my guy friends, if this ever happens to me I am pulling you in for a giant kiss okay? Okay

TO THE CURL OF YOUR LIPS IN THE CENTRE OF ECLIPSE

IN TOTAL DARKNESS I

I REACH. OUT. AND. TOUCH.

*SICK ASS BEAT*

its not an obsession until you read fanfic on your mobile in the dark

(X)

-Danny Diamond on That Wedding by Jillian Dodd (via suspend)

#granger danger

hugablelester and I were on a quest to find the best fan made Dan and Phil video on youtube and I think I won

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS FUCKING HELL IM CRYING

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

itss the holy trinigay how do we doooo

Troye shipped Troyler before it was even called Troyler

i am amazed

“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.”

URGENT PSA

IF A GAY/ATHEIST/GENDERQUEER FRIEND IS ACTING STRAIGHT/RELIGIOUS/CIS AROUND FAMILY OR FRIENDS DONT FUCKING SAY “wait, I thought you said you were _______” THIS MEANS THEY HAVEN’T COME OUT AND IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE FOR THEM

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT OUT YOUR FRIENDS

PLEASE

THANKS

this feels more relevant around this season

"Urgent PSA: have common sense"