Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.
What the hell even is the this post
It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known
The five boxing wizards jump quickly
Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.
Language had to evolve very specifically to make that last one
“I was once a quirked up white boy the same as your father.”
Me: The earth isn’t flat!
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
Jeff, c’mon, we’ve been over this
the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh
lest anyone forget this iconique moment
“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.
I AM SOBBING OMG
oh my god i hate gay women so much
smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
I'm losing it over this AITA thread
Here's the kitty
Get rid of the whole wife
this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt
in all seriousness this is horrible of her to do. but also. i cannot stop fucking laughing
Margaret Atwood, Morning in the Burned House; from ‘Shapechangers in Winter’
Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what
Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck
She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I can’t see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
