That’s a fart not a ghost, better luck next time

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

tuck in baby

it all started in new jersey

scrom scrom

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

strangerly

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

NOOT NOOT,

“You said “I’m icing your dildo?” In front of my MOTHER???”

“We’ll feed you supper, but you gotta clean the FISH PIT first”

“Here comes Simone biles!” *Take on me starts playing on the bassoon*

Bongle my jonk jonk

I’m just breathing!

“Who’s gayer??? Ellen or Alex???”

ShArOn, NeW yOrK, mUsIc, N O W! ! !

“I don’t need a leg to sell papes—“

“You come into MY house… in the middle of my house??”

“what can I do?” 😩 

2 DICKS for the price of 1 and giving each other the middle finger then locking fingers.

The life of a pedestrian

At least it’s Pikachu making fun of me when I ‘gracefully’ fall down the stairs

This is honestly giving me a Sherlock vibe

if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run away from that person. stay away from them. they do not love you. an 18 year old should not have ANY interest in a 13 year old. please. please be safe. please do not let them manipulate you. they are dangerous. stay away from them

please reblog this post. please spread this message. please protect 13 year olds who can so easily be hurt.

Not only 13 year olds but any teen in this situation. Be safe

If you play “Sincerely, Me” at exactly 11:59:21 on New Years Eve, “Kinky” will play at exactly midnight. Start off your New Year right

Oh my god yes