i AM your most annoying tumblr mutual. and thats why you want to have sex with me

Clingy Puppy

They Threw Beans On Him

Welcome to the internet

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

photography by @runaround_hound!

bokoblin spawning on your dash

He looks polite, I’ll let him stay.

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions

if we're mutuals i love you btw. even if we dont interact much. i love you

And I'm all here for it  🥹 

So like yes but also if Link isn’t mute/selectively mute I WILL be mad

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

BOTW playthrough #3

I stole food from an old man and got jumped by a Chuchu immediately

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

chain me to a radiator tofu recipe

being an artist is having both a superiority and inferiority complex

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

not that i care

That is the truth sadly