they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

Lunch ideas

@magicalmissb I thought of you!

Needed this!

This could be the most useful post on tumblr I’ve ever seen. Ping @samiholloway

Where was this post all my life?

I needed this so bad

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

observe

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

family feud is a national treasure 

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

taylor swift 2017:

me n the boys 

my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

me: im bored what should i do

my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-

me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please

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I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

thank u google thats exactly what i was looking for, not how many days she has been the prime minister of the united kingdom, her height in picometers. you can read my mind, google, its uncanny 

LGBT

lesbian gay babadook two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay

Are you fucking kidding me

two boys cracking open a cold one five feet apart cos they’re not gay

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself