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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

He also jabs racists in the eye!

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I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

I have a new role model

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“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

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Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

we need him more than ever…

sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content: 

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He’s a hero, our Everett.

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Just found out there were live action Everett True shorts (silent films, though, so the outbursts were largely body language)

Reblogging to always have it to hand. :)

Yep that's right! How about a giveaway for this year's K18 day/Chestnutfest?

**The rules**

  1. Deadline; Saturday, September 25th midnight central.
  2. Open to all followers of Chestnutisland.
  3. No giveaway blogs, I will check.
  4. You have to be comfortable to give me your address.
  5. You can like this post but ONLY REBLOGS count.
  6. For any q's, message me or send an ask my way!

Good luck to you all!

oof

I want a relationship like this

The himbo energy here is impeccable

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[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*

Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”

Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”

Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”

*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*

Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”

*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*

“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*

“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*

Him: “Then I hold you close!”

Plum: “Closer.”

Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”

Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*

Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*

Him: “Now what do I do?”

*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*

Plum: “Don’t you know?”

*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*

Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*

*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*

END.]

Reblogging for the trasncript.

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Let's look closer at a great scene from Darkside of Dimensions.

There's a bit more happening than I first thought. Look at how Tea approaches, and Yugi's reaction.

They're both happy to see each other!

Tea continues to move closer, Yugi steps back surprised. He lifts his arms a bit. He isn't sure what to expect.

Tea winds up, Yugi has no idea what is going down.

B U M P!

Tea doesn't even bump his shoulder, she's too tall so she bumps his cheek. They're both very happy with this.

And then just before they get back to a respectful distance, they share a look.

Japanese students can get very physical with each other, but that's strictly along gender lines. This is more special than just horsing around.

Cover Art Needed!

This a call! This is a call for cover art! This is a call for cover art for a science fiction short story anthology! This is…that’s enough of that! If you would like to see your art on the cover of our upcoming anthology Don’t Open Till Doomsday and make $15, then you should definitely drop us an email with a hi-res picture or scan. Seriously, you should. The particulars: 1. You may submit up to…

Where are all the artists at?

The artists are probably looking at someone who will pay more than $15 for something that will take them hours upon hours of work, to be honest.

It’s a token payment, to be sure. However, it is the same amount we are paying the writers. If you feel that the payment is too low for your artistic prowess, we can understand and respect that. Move along. No reason to make a public statement about it.

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You asked a question that got answered, and your response is "no reason to make a public statement about it?"

Why did you ask, then? How much respect could you have for an opinion you immediately want to silence?

You’re only just NOW ready for launch? It’s January 8th, you slow fucker! 

This is day 35 of this storyline. Considering we do it every year (and it’s not generally shorter, or more cognizant of the real world calendar), fully one in ten Sinfest comics are this fucking New Year’s Storyline, over and over and over. They never do anything interesting with it, they just hint that they will. 

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Whenever I see that old fucker I know I can ignore everything for a month. It's the same shit every year. The joke was boring the first time.

This year I thought "Wait why am I even reading Sinfest?"

Have Caution Regarding Red Ash

I cannot honestly believe I am writing a post encouraging people not to give to a Kickstarter, but holy shit I have to bring this to people’s attention.

Firstly, Comcept does not develop games; every game they have ever made has had another developer pulling the vast majority of the weight. Comcept might do art and story design and music, but all the coding and the way the game will actually play. For MN9 it was Inti Creates, which is fine, since they made Megaman 9 and 10, so they were a pretty obvious choice for that sort of game.

The company that will actually be developing Red Ash? Hyde, Inc. (Link is to a list of their games.)

Hyde, Inc not only has never made an action game, they seem to primarily produce Otome games, Mobile games, and Browser games. They have no experience in any genre even vaguely similar to Megaman Legends.

Before you back this game, just remember it’s being primarily developed by a dev with no experience whatsoever in any genre relevant to the game they are making.

reblogging from my video game shitposting account because I don’t want people getting taken

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Executive Producer: Keiji Inafune (Mighty No. 9, Mega Man Legends)

Art Director: Kazushi Ito (Mega Man Legends, Ape Escape 3)

Game Director: Masahiro Yasuma (Mega Man Legends, Battle Network)

Lead Background Artist: Miki Kijima (Mega Man Legends, Battle Network)

UI Designer: Yukiko Kawanabe (Mega Man Legends, Lost Planet)

It could be great. It could suck. It's good to be skeptical. But with a staff like this do you honestly think they aren't trying for real?