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cpt farkeye pierce

@racoonshoe

hello i am fark | 24 | i like being gay and weird | i enjoy MASH, mp100, rdr2, venom, hozier, and twd |
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anyway stream a beginners mind by sufjan stevens

i know that gerard like purposefully avoids knowing how his fans perceive him and i do think that's largely a good thing but sometimes i do wish he knew that there is a not insignificant amount of us that regard him in the same way old queens regard liza minnelli or her mom bc i think they would get a kick out of it

In his defence I also saw that necklace and fell in love immediately

If anyone is curious, they did go out on a date! OP couldn't get past the age gap and the two parted ways very pleasantly, him with the knowledge that thousands of ppl on tiktok want him carnally.

homegirl got picked up by arthur morgan

its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

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in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

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society that was A-OK with fourteen year old American princesses getting birthday nose jobs with daddy's money for the last few decades suddenly aghast and distressed that transgender teenagers might make "permanent changes" to their bodies... changes that DON'T make them any sexier to an old man with lots of money who owns the newspapers and TV stations.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

LIVE ACTION PRACTICAL EFFECTS TABAXI

LOOK AT THIS NOBLE CRITTER

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There really is something lost with CG. even the parts you can tell it’s an effect have a charm that CG cant replicate

It’s the Hensen Effect, baby! Even the best CGI will always one day be outdated, but cool puppets will ALWAYS be cool puppets.

I love me some cool puppet content :D

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels