Mikey has decided today that Sebastian is his favorite person. He wouldn’t leave his side lol
The boy has learned how to jump onto my desk chair. Ignore the sock, he put it there. It’s his emotional support sock
Both tumblr and tiktok only recommend IASIP edits of MacDennis. Like my entire FYP on tiktok and all my recommended posts here. Finally, Big Algorithm understands me
Sebastian is playing with Saguaro’s dog toys and he just brought one up to me and said “this one is the bad guy and he has a scar because he was shot and his brains were splattered!”
So I said “well it looks like he’s okay now because he has a big smile on his face”
And Sebastian looked at me like 🤨 then he said “uh it’s just a dog toy, not real” boy
Saguaro decided that tonight wasn’t exciting enough so she ate one of my 3D puzzle pieces. After tearing apart the couch looking for it, I realized that she ate it, so I gave her 1.5 tbs of hydrogen peroxide. Saved myself $300 but earned myself 3 new wrinkles.
This girl drives me insane sometimes
If macdennis doesn't become canon in S16 I will eat the ingredients of a cake
I finally caught up with it’s always Sunny. Last I had seen before was up to season 11 then I got busy and couldn’t keep up, so I just rewatched all of it. My main takeaway as of now:
Are Mac and Dennis finally gonna bang? Literally every episode from the beginning has been a slow burn of them falling in love. Even the gang mentions it, they all make jokes about them. But like Dennis and Mac are the only ones not seeing it
“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions
this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real
I will let OP have this one.
you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it
@namelesstunnelgrub i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking
CUCKFIELD REAL?
NO FUCKING WAY
pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.
I had my nephew name the members of different bands. Please enjoy
So I did this when my nephew was 3. He’s 6 now, and the new names are:
Niall: Kevin
Zayn: Josh
Louis: Ashley
Liam: I don’t know him
Harry: that’s Harry
Luke: Kevin
Callum: Uncle
Michael: kitty paws
Ashton: Harry?
BTS: that’s BTS I like them
I’ll update when he’s 9
My nephew just said, “I like Mikey because of the way his bones barely touch his skin” in reference to my yorkie
A little life update to anyone who cares:
I am finally no longer homeless. Don’t know if I ever posted here, but our new house caught on fire and we were homeless until repairs finished. They are done now!! Yippee. Which means we can now save up for IVF, which we will be doing next year. I also got another promotion, my husband got his degree after going back to school, and we got a new puppy (that I posted about). Things are going well. I’m finally happy.
We also are going to buy land and build our dream home on it, so expect updates on that! I may post updates about the IVF and the home building process. I’m so excited. Hopefully in 5 years we will be living in Flagstaff with at least one kid, maybe two would be nice ❤️
Man I miss Harley a lot today idk why. She’s been gone almost 2 years but it’s hitting me now



