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The Dark Abyss Of Some Random Girl's Mind

@rachelv34

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Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

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The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.

The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.

It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.

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Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?

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yep.

I think at least part of this is that pop culture has gotten such a longer shelf life over the past 20 years.

You can listen to a Top 40 station now and hear a song from 10 years ago easily, even songs from the 80s or 90s on special occasions (which might just be the Nineties at Noon or whatever every single day).

A Top 40 station in the 80s? Played the current fucking Top 40 and that was it. You were lucky if you heard a song that was one year old, definitely never ten. I was born in 1979 and heard almost no music from before I was born until high school or college. If you wanted to hear anything older than a year, you had to listen to a classic rock (late 60s to 70s) or oldies (50s to early 60s) station. There was nothing earlier than that on the radio.

A restaurant was playing What a Feeling, from 1983. 28 years before my son was born. That’s the equivalent of hearing a song from 1951 in the late 80s, which just did not happen. Even for an oldies station, it was hard to find anything that old.

VCRs were just getting big in the mid-80s, but there was a limited selection of videos you could buy (or even rent) for them. Most video rental stores didn’t bother to stock TV shows, it just wasn’t worth it. (Few shows were even released on VHS.)

So you could generally watch recent movies and “classics” but if you were looking for some random movie from the mid-70s - that’s only ten years previous - you were mostly out of luck. Imagine looking for a movie from 2006 right now, and you can find maybe the top-grossing ones and a few that won Oscars, but Night at the Museum? The Devil Wears Prada? You’re shit outta luck. That’s what it would have been like looking for movies from 1976 in 1989.

So for those of us who grew up in the 80s and early 90s, pop culture had a hard limit of about a decade, if that. By the late 90s, the internet was good enough that music was starting to stretch that, but you still couldn’t really get video through the internet and DVDs were still catching up in terms of what was available. You didn’t really get entire seasons of TV on DVD until the early 00s - the first season of The Simpsons, which aired in 1989, wasn’t released on DVD until 2001.

Anyhow, I think that’s why a lot of older millennials and Gen Xers are having trouble wrapping our heads around the idea that the year 2000 was almost 20 years ago. Because we grew up in a world where if you heard a song regularly, or watched a movie or a TV show that wasn’t late-night reruns, it had probably been released within the past 5 years, and almost definitely within the past 20. Our brains haven’t quite gotten used to hearing a new song followed by a 30-year-old song on the radio and not just being able to find any decade-old movie at will but seeing gifs of decade-old movies almost daily. Our brains think that means those things must still be new.

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I have never heard anyone explain it so clearly before. And I LIVED it.

That’s a really great break down! My radio station plays “hits of the 80s, 90s, and now!” and like…even that, you’re saying “now” encompasses everything that isn’t the 80s and 90s which…yeah, that’s legit how it feels to us. There was the 80s, there was the 90s, and there’s now. And now isn’t that long, it’s just…now. But “now” is actually 21 years??? It doesn’t feel possible.

I watch a lot of movie reviews and breakdowns on youtube and when someone says “that’s just how we were back in the early 2010s, it was a different time” or “this movie that came out in 2005 was formative to my childhood” it breaks my brain just a little. And I think everything in this post is exactly why. How could 2005 have been your early childhood, when it’s just part of “now”? How could the early 2010s be different times when they’re also just part of “now”?

I’m intensely relieved to know this is a universal thing and not just my own inability to move forward. I also figured it was something that happened to everyone as they aged, but now I’m thinking the unique circumstances of the Millennium, the evolution of media availability and the shelf life of pop culture may have made this a uniquely “Gen X/Millennial” experience. This is really fascinating, thank you for the explanation!  

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

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reminder that if your man

  • is blond
  • is pissed
  • will see you in the lists

he's not your man, he's LICHTENSTEEEEEEEIN

LICHTENSTEEEEEEEEIN

I’ll see your “when I was a kid I idolized Batman; now I’m an adult and I realize the Joker is more realistic” and raise you “when I was a kid I watched A Knight’s Tale and I thought Kate was the prettiest, coolest lady ever and I wanted to be just like her, but now I’m an adult and I’ve basically turned into Geoffrey Chaucer.”

A Knight's Tale is one of my favorite movies because every single one of the main characters except Jocelyn is an absolute chaotic dumbass who meets William, the king of the chaotic dumbasses, and immediately thinks "this man is an idiot and I support that"

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Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

7. No one, absolutely no one, can manage to make money off us little shits

8. I can make many types of post on the website

9.) I can be out on here without risking my mental and physical safety.

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10.) I don’t feel like I have to censor what I post here, or feel judged about the content of my blog.

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

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