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Speech VS Debate Judges

Debate: I went with the Con because they succinctly stated their contentions and gave enough elaboration for me to believe in the backbone of their side. The South Korea point was a unique argument that really gave leverage over the Pro.

Speech: ay lmao the pearls on ur necklace are a milimeter too wide, finna drop you the 6.

Important discoveries being made over here.

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oh my god😂

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*

vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

Awwwww!!! ;A;

If you ever have bad self esteem while practicing and are feeling not so great about your progress, I encourage you to watch videos of yourself playing in 6th grade.

When I had an audition for one college, I knew I messed up some things and the guy looked at me and said “well, we don’t want perfection. You can’t teach someone who is perfect. Think about your playing four years ago, and think about what we can do with four years of instruction. But we can’t do anything with perfection.” And that has kinda stuck with me.

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 

actually this is very accurate