*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

I’m a sucker for affection and someone who can’t keep their hands off of me

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

If this isnt me, idk what is

— Ellen Hopkins, Impulse (via thelovejournals)

the SMALLLLLLLEST things make me happy, ya don’t even know

always be a little kinder than you feel like being

— Neil Hilborn

Be teachable. You’re not always right.

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

okay you seem nice but do animals trust you?

it’s fucking impressive how fast i can ruin a good thing

Spooning is cool and all, but having your girl lay on your chest… that’s the way to fall asleep.

i dont understand ppl who dont listen to music

how do u survive

are u ok