konks!
LITERALLY NOTHING GOES OUR WAY
i’m so sorry bulgarian bottoms
Safety first!
Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball
Source: corsolanite
love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood
ID: #barcode scanners / end ID
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose
dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk
whimper wahimper !! haughgh!! hwhimper!
