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@raccoonmolars

if the occasional raccoon carcass on side of the road was a boy blogger. 19. he/him. super autistic about all my interests

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

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"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

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it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

i’m gonna start dressing like leftist caricatures in boomer comics. wearing tshirts that say “CRIME” and “I HATE THE GOVERNMENT”.