browsing anime pornography silently and without emotion and shaking my head solemnly when i see bad anatomy
and once again i am feeling very november 5th in this june 24th today
what’s that old man going to do
what’s this other old man going to do
Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.
until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”
why are we sleeping on this
I still can't believe that Thomas Andrews the man who designed the Titanic ship sank with it and 111 years later, Stockton Rush the person who designed the Titanic submarine also sank with it at the same spot
Wikipedia editors are counting down the minutes until the air runs out and they can add Stockton Rush to that list
the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed
y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them
"Hey what's your gender?"
"Well actually I'm *modem dialup noise*"
a few more
we appear to be having gender difficulties
“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”
Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.
Extremely good point
everyone come read this its adorable
Oggi e sempre ✊
transl: “better a faggot than a fascist”
Also caption translation: Today and forever
Thank god finally
Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?
What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"