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“I mean, yes, of course I’ve hit animals with my car before. Who hasn’t? It’s quite a funny story, you know. Actually, a couple funny stories. I’ve managed to hit 11 different dogs! I only killed 8, though. I’m a terrible driver, really! In two different countries! Can you believe it?”

Ed Sheeran in a 2016 interview in response to the question, “have you ever totaled a car?”

modern day stan and ben have a podcast they discuss aliens and ufo sightings on. prove me wrong

Easy, stan is dead

why you talkin so fuckin loud bro 🤟🏼😔🤟🏼

i call the losers by their full names when i’m annoyed with something they’ve done. lots of richard william and edward in this house. never once had to use stanley benjamin or michael yet.

NO WAY

Glad to see these FRIENDLY photos of FRIENDS who are FRIENDLY…anyways why does finn look so painfully uncomfortable in every recent photo of him and Millie. Its actually hilarious bc sometimes it seems like she’s forcing him to take a cutesy white girl pic when that’s not really Finns thing. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing lmao but seriously

STAY WOKE YALL!! FILLIE AINT REAL, FACK AINT REAL, & SHIPPING ACTORS (ESPECIALLY CHILDREN) AINT RIGHT god I’ve said this so many times BUT FOR SOME REASON IT AINT STICKING IN UR MF MINDS

andy muschietti said mike hanlon will be a drug addict in it chapter 2 and that’s sad

I kinda like the idea though. The others have some mental issues as well, Stan is lead to suicide, Bev is trapped in an abusive marriage, Eddie married “her mother”, and so on. It could make sense that Mike turns to drugs, he’s doomed with traumatic memories for almost 30 years, without the support of his friends.

But you know what? I’m white, so my opinion must instantly be labelled as racist, right?

And I would agree with you, except there is nothing

N o t h i n g

In canon that even remotely suggests Mike would ever do drugs.

But you know what? I’m white, but I’m also aware of deep seated racism and know it when I see it.

Stanley Uris believes every conspiracy theory—even if he’d never admit it. He’s had an iPhone since 2007 but has always covered his cameras, and it takes years for the Losers to convince him to even make a Facebook. It drives all the others crazy, even Mike has gone into a screaming fit before over Stanley’s unrelenting insistence that the moon landing was faked, and once he scared Ben half to death by going in-depth during an especially intense conversation involving the Illuminati. Richie makes jokes about Stan being a Flat Earther, but Stanley doesn’t find anything funny on the matter. In fact, Stanley Uris considers himself a rather sensible man, even if he met Lea Michele in 2009 and has her autograph framed in his living room, but still isn’t convinced that she can read. He is absolutely convinced that Avril Lavigne, Gucci Mane, Kanye West, and Beyoncé have all been replaced by clones, but he thinks that Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Amy Winehouse, and Brittany Murphy still walk this earth. There’s always a stack of trashy gossip magazines somewhere in the Uris household, and Patty is never the one reading them. Even the others get in on his obsession from time to time, and he and Eddie have gone as far as to exchange letters discussing the latest theories—because who knows what the government could pick up if they dare text or speak on the phone?