If you find a girl that’s willing to go outside her comfort zone for you you better protect her ass

Guys play too much I swear..

I can’t quit

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

“haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

The Father

The Son

The Holy Spirit

Me talking to my depression, anxiety, ed and inner demons before I go out with friends for the night

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

show me a bigger downgrade

BRAVE was so good, NONE of you appreciated merida enough she was SO STRONG, the soundtrack was RIVETING and the message was heartfelt, you all just chose to ignore her cause she’s the PIXAR PRINCESS

when you’re just having one of those days

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

guess what number im thinking of

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

yeah it was 69

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture