not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself

🏳️‍🌈 Happy pride month my darlings .

Be gay, do crime ✨✨

Suck a cock, lick a tit. I don't give a fuck what you do, just be you and be proud of who you are. 🌻

happy pride tumblr! to celebrate the new season, i offer you my design for the official tumblr pride flag:

I think a tattoo needle drilling through my skin would make me feel better right now

this has done innumerable damage to society and it's only been a few days

booooo 🍅🍅🍅 artists on twt have been fucked over because the site does not give a shit about creatives, and the fact that people work together create silly little trends that can give them some interaction while still being able to make these templates their own is wonderful

Unrestrained summer fun

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

Infant experiencing the lighting aisle for the first time

Grown adault experiencing the lighting aisle for the millionth time

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

actually no one is allowed to make fun of transmasc names anymore. i dont care if it's a 13 year old trans boy named after his favorite cartoon or whatever you're not allowed to make fun of trans guys' names

Poor Michael. He had been on trips for the Institute before.

this is so fucking funny

Does free will exist?

yeah

[Transcript:

Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.

You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.

I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this

You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .

You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support

All done!

End Transcript]

Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.

You don’t know how much effort I went to to find this

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

the need to recoup in a locked toilet/bathroom vs wanting to not get hatecrimed in the bathroom

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

The use of the present tense isn’t quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname ‘the walkie talkie’ got beautifully bastardised to ‘the walkie scorchie’ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of London’s skyscrapers.

And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - he’s also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.

Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including ‘catastrophic’ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.

I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so I’m not in a hurry to end his career just yet.

@branovices it’s my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara ‘death ray’ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly

World Heritage Post

Rafael Vinoly waking up and choosing violence like

This man is a working class hero. Give him a medal. And take away his blueprints.

I enjoy the memes about Jmart being an example of like., "no i don't want healthy normal gay rep I want batship insane codepedent rep" and I'm not trying to start any disk horse or anything but like. It's pretty explicitly canon that both of them are MUCH better off and even healthier together than apart and in this essay I will-

Like Jon says out loud with his mouth that the reason he didn't say fuck it and abandon all his morals and even his own selfhood and stop pushing forward is because of Martin. Martin straight up didn't want to live in any false comforts (the safehouse, Salesa's pad, the Lonely) because he's eants to be with Jon, and the love of Jon gives him strength to break free of these. Like there's a REASON he didn't go with Lukas until he was sure Jon was never coming back. And also like!!! Yes they have conflict bc they have to learn some level of communication and they're under INCREDIBLE amounts of stress and tension, but fundamentally they also balance each other out in a way that makes their relationship both solid and compelling!! Listen to me LISTEN TO ME they're GOOD for each other!!!

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