congratulations on winning ! youve survived !
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
And
Death to the white Christian puritain
jason: *bites someone who grabbed him during capture the flag*
piper: what the fuck, were you raised by wolves?
jason: …yes
leo: oh gods please tell me you’re joking
frank: no, he’s serious- you have to prove your strength at the Wolf House before they let you into Camp Jupiter
jason: yeah i was left there when i was two
frank, who went at sixteen: you were WHAT
SHADOW AND BONE ↳book > screen
Nina might not be able to put you back, you know. Not without another dose of parem. You could be stuck like this.”
“Why does it matter?”
“I don’t know!” Jesper said angrily. “Maybe I liked your stupid face.” - Six of Crows
I keep thinking about how badass and cool Puss’s character is but then I see pics of him like this and I’m like omg he’s just a lil meow meow
we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TUMBLR SILLYGUYS TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING
MCYT SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT ROUND FOUR
[ID: the sexyman bracket, with fourth round matches as detailed below.]
The polls will go live starting at 11 AM EST.
If you are just here to vote, not from tumblr, check here.
If you have questions about the tournament, check the FAQ before asking.
You can check live vote counts here—thanks, @this-glittering-world!
MATCHES (quick links to each poll added as polls are posted):
agamemnon: so what are your powers?
ajax: i'm super strong
odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom
achilles: i have super human speed
patroclus: i can control achilles
agamemnon: that's not really-
odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.
Cecil Palmer:
✅ has an actual tumblr blog
✅ gay in 2012
✅ was twinkified and sexymanified earlier
✅ canon dilf and wears cat ears to work
✅ was at dashcon
Reigen Arataka:
❌ none of these
that absolutely delicious moment when you feel the music in your SOUL
Same as when it stared to vibrate in you heard instead of you ears
Kitchen witching: simple orange and yogurt pound cake for good luck and prosperity
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