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Here for a silly time, not a long one

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

jason: *bites someone who grabbed him during capture the flag*

piper: what the fuck, were you raised by wolves?

jason: …yes

leo: oh gods please tell me you’re joking

frank: no, he’s serious- you have to prove your strength at the Wolf House before they let you into Camp Jupiter

jason: yeah i was left there when i was two

frank, who went at sixteen: you were WHAT

SHADOW AND BONE  book > screen

Nina might not be able to put you back, you know. Not without another dose of parem. You could be stuck like this.”

“Why does it matter?”

“I don’t know!” Jesper said angrily. “Maybe I liked your stupid face.” - Six of Crows

I keep thinking about how badass and cool Puss’s character is but then I see pics of him like this and I’m like omg he’s just a lil meow meow

MCYT SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT ROUND FOUR

[ID: the sexyman bracket, with fourth round matches as detailed below.]

The polls will go live starting at 11 AM EST.

If you are just here to vote, not from tumblr, check here.

If you have questions about the tournament, check the FAQ before asking.

You can check live vote counts here—thanks, @this-glittering-world!

MATCHES (quick links to each poll added as polls are posted):

  1. GoodTimesWithScar (1) vs Technoblade (16)
  2. Docm77 (8) vs RentheDog (9)
  3. Ethoslab (4) vs ScottSMajor (13)
  4. MumboJumbo (5) vs Charlie Slimecicle (44)
  5. ZombieCleo (2) vs PearlescentMoon (15)
  6. BDoubleO100 (7) vs Joel SmallishBeans (10)
  7. Joe Hills (3) vs Wilbur Soot (14)
  8. Grian (6) vs Quackity (22)

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

Cecil Palmer:

✅ has an actual tumblr blog

✅ gay in 2012

✅ was twinkified and sexymanified earlier

✅ canon dilf and wears cat ears to work

✅ was at dashcon

Reigen Arataka:

❌ none of these

Achilles: Patroclus and I don’t have pet names for each other
Odysseus: uh-huh…
Diomedes: what’s the other word for dad?
Achilles: Daddy?
Patroclus: *from the other room* yes, kitten?
Achilles: ….
Odysseus: don’t lie to our faces again