ABOUT ME
Name: Clang
He/They pronouns
Bisexual
A minor (DNI if NSFW)
Autistic
Hellhoundkin ( I look like this:)
An agnostic witch
American, lives on a farm in the Midwest
Pets: 1 dog, 1 puppy, 1 cat, and a few cows
CREEPS RACISTS HOMOPHOBES TRANSPHOBES ABLEISTS ANTISEMITES AND ALL OTHER ASSHOLES GET THE FUCK OUT
(I wrote this on mobile so it might be wonky)
When I was a kid I truly thought that camels used the hump on their back to store like 40 litres of water at a time and the reason humans found this so useful was because there was like a tap or something on the side so we could use it like a walking water cooler and all fill ourr cups from the camel when we got thirsty. I really believed this.
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.
Reblog to fucking save a life.
i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious
Ever wanted to use Preview Offspring but one of your dragons just didn't exist yet? Well now you can.
Introducing:
Available in Scry Url and Workshop modes, with optional rarity information display. Paste in your url or pick from the dropdowns, click Generate, and get 1-10 links of the age and element of your choice!
Any other tools you'd like to see? Reply, PM, or leave a post on any of the guide threads and I'll see what I can do!
people seem to be way ahead of me so happy whale fall wednesday to those who celebrate
When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever
@hornetstabber you think you’re so fucking clever don’t you huh pal
Was this recorded in a mug
i hear a beat
this clip is in 4/4
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Generation 4 - Round 2 - Match 6
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once again, dark mode makes this funny as hell
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
