Thanks

“so how you doin’?”

No offense but I can’t believe this is life lol

“MOM LOOK I MADE A FRIEND!!! THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!”

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

this is the best one

I still remember the very moment I fell in love with you.

THIS IS UPSETTING

The interesting link between the two situations is that they were both indirectly caused by a complete disregard for proper regulations

when someone asks me what’s wrong

One reason it’s difficult to communicate properly via text is that you interpret their messages with your current attitude

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

this is my mom making stroganoff

To be honest, you’re the only one i’ve ever spent this much time and effort on.

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me