My girlfriend is now my fiancée.
Sometimes when Dicks just too tired to deal with the batfam’s shit he starts encouraging them.
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Surrounded by gang members and caught in the crossfire between two gangs
Jason *pulling out a gun* : I’m gonna fucking obliterate all of them
Nightwing: Go right ahead
Jason: .. you serious? I’m not playing Dick I WILL shoot every single one of them in the head
Nightwing: sure.
Jason:
Nightwing: What you want me to start? Okay.
Jason: .. Dick why the fuck do you have a gun? DICK STOP LOADING THE GUN-
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At a stakeout waiting for the proof before intervening
Tim: Why can’t we just force a confession instead of waiting for him to crack?
Stephanie: Ooo or threaten him with blackmail so bad he starts crying!
Duke: Guys *eyes point to Dick sitting in a corner*
Stephanie: Right.. party pooper
Nightwing:
Nightwing: Okay got it.
*heads out*
Duke: No Dick wait! We were joking!
Stephanie: drama queen just needs a minute sunshine- wait is that him approaching the target?
Tim *who’s seen this happen before* *panicking knowing what’s gonna go down* : OH SHIT ABORT-
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Being stuck with a very annoying henchmen who won’t stop talking
Damian: .. Can we simply shut him up?
Nightwing: whatever you wanna do
Damian *narrows eyes*: I can’t ruin my katanna for this
Nightwing: *hands him knife*
Damian:
Nightwing: And remember, the most effective place to silence someone without causing them excruciating pain and also temporarily depriving them of air is right here *points to a small area on the neck*
Damian: ..
Nightwing: .? Go on?
Damian *putting it away* : .. no..
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It works a 1000 times more effectively just because either all of them are bluffing or they’re scared Dick’s not.
This was exactly what popped into my mind as I wrote this thank you for bringing it to life
I’ve always liked to headcanon that the batfam acts out around Dick because they think he’s the perfect one. Very much a “if I show him my worst now, maybe he won’t hate me when it’s real. Maybe he won’t be as disappointed when I’ve given him no reason for high expectations in the first place.”
So while the bats are definitely shady, the second Dick shows up they reflexively pull on their mental emo-gear and start talking big game because fuck it’s golden boy.
The only one that doesn’t know they do this is Dick himself who, coincidentally, is also the one of the few that actually mean his threats. He’s just so tired that his ability to differentiate between the bats bluffing because of their respective emo phases and them actually wanting to commit crimes is severely limited. He just defaults to little sibling wants to commit crime? Where’s my shovel?
Was better on Insta
Babe , you tagged yourself when you took over my tumblr
Damn. Really? I'm old as fuck.
Euthanasia is gonna fuck up and decimate palliative care/ hospice practices the way the Pill and abortion fucked up women’s health
Give me time for this tea to cool down before I drink it damn
Is there anything better than a nice deep scratch when your butt itches?
Nope
This guys talking to himself
Fibs!
Is there anything better than a nice deep scratch when your butt itches?
Nope
Didn’t think I’d get the hang of it when I originally bought it for my pc but after playing with my fiancé on his ps4 and got more experience (with his help on the difficult parts lol) I am able to get the hang of it and really like it.
The hang of what, babe? You forgot to mention the title.
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The division
I love you
I love you
Didn’t think I’d get the hang of it when I originally bought it for my pc but after playing with my fiancé on his ps4 and got more experience (with his help on the difficult parts lol) I am able to get the hang of it and really like it.
The hang of what, babe? You forgot to mention the title.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
The division
This fucking guy.
The funniest response:
reading its a collab and then realizing What exactly chocolate guy is making: no fucking way.. no fucking way........
We shared it on Instagram
Didn’t think I’d get the hang of it when I originally bought it for my pc but after playing with my fiancé on his ps4 and got more experience (with his help on the difficult parts lol) I am able to get the hang of it and really like it.
The hang of what, babe? You forgot to mention the title.
Your child is far more likely to be abused by a public school teacher than a Catholic priest…
Especially if, for some reason, you’re still sending your kid to public school.
I love reading Tim Drake fanfiction and can handle most of the fan-non stuff. I even have a guilty pleasure for JayTim... But! Can we get this one thing clear?! Jason did not scratch Tim's neck. This is clayface pretending to be Jason to screw with Batman during "Batman: HUSH." Jason may have beaten up Tim in Titans' Tower and Battle for the Cowl," but this is one thing he actually didn't do.
Credit: Batman #618; HUSH part 11; print publication October 2003; Digital publication June 2010.
the reason the LGBTQ community won’t acknowledge detransitioners is because they present a conundrum that’s damaging to the movement’s revolutionary goals:
- if they never actually had gender dysphoria then we need to be intensely scrutinizing the standard for diagnosing gender dysphoria
- if they did have gender dysphoria, but then it went away, we need to question the ethics of prescribing permanent bodily changes for what could be a temporary condition
i married one 🫡
Huzzah!
I know of at least a half dozen mutuals who met their spouse on here 😂
Will marry a mutual, currently engaged to him
Indeed