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We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...
What the.... He's sniling
tumblr cant get you if you turn off automatic updates
Child walking into animal shelter and walking out with a single ant on a leash
funniest thing a band called franz ferdinand could do is have their most popular song be titled take me out and by god they did that
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a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”
sorry to the gifter of my checkmarks but i’m turning them off for now considering that badges were cited as one of the incentives for the icon removal change.
it might be too late (i didn’t think of this until now of course) but if you also got put into the no icon test group and you have any badges it might be worth you also turning them all off, in addition to sending a feedback ticket of course. given that they cited ‘more room for badges’ for this horrid thing and hiding them is cutting off one small avenue of advertising something you can buy on this site, it’s… something else to do in response, at least. my misery is increasing.
reading volume three and. roberts.
ROBERTS.
Diversity win: only men get pregnant in mtmte.
I'll never understand the "curtains are just blue sometimes" people. I was soooo fucking excited learning about symbolism. You have a story and what the story tells you. Then you have the fact that it was written at all by someone and that's another story. And then there's also hidden extra story info?
i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i've got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside i've got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.
the misconceptions of prev tags are so crazy like why do people still think it came from outside the site when it’s so clearly tailored to this site (before tumblr fucked it) why do people think it’s like primarily used as a joke when instead it’s like saying amen for tumblrinas/quick low effort way of giving credit to the oomfs for being funny or smart like she’s my friend prev is my fucking friend why does half the site constantly want to cancel her
as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...
i don't expect a lot of votes on this but i wanted to see if there's a lean towards one of them in my mutual circle at least. idk i was curious
if you don't dislike any of them you don't have to vote
i get the point of the polls informally showing that the vast majority of tumblr users have been here for years and barely anyone is new. the problem is that the suits don't look at that kind of data and go "ah, we understand. the majority of our users are oldheads who want things to stay the same. we misunderstood our audience." they absolutely have hard numbers on these things. they surely know most active users have been here forever. but they look at these stats and go "wow, our growth rate really IS shit. we're still relying on an ever-dwindling pool of users who have been here since they were teenagers in the early 2010s. we need to be working even harder to make this place appeal to new users"
the higher ups and investors on sites like this want infinite growth forever. this is why they keep changing the layout to make it look like other, more popular sites, even though we hate it. this is why they try out shit like tumblr live that doesn't appeal to the established core userbase in the slightest. it's not for us. it's also not for the ~5% of active users (if the poll going around is to be believed) who signed up within the last year. no, they're chasing after the hundreds of millions of people who use twitter and the BILLIONS of people who use tiktok, hoping to appeal to them and make tumblr more popular again
this is, of course, deeply stupid. nobody is leaving tiktok to hop on tumblr live. they already have tiktok. and we're on tumblr because we like tumblr, not because we want it to morph into something else. but i'm sure automattic's got venture capital investors breathing down their necks going "why isn't tumblr more like twitter or tiktok or facebook or instagram or" etc. etc., and so here we are
eta: the third to last option says 500-999 shhh
how to find the number: use this page to calculate the total number of notes your original posts have gotten, then divide by the number of original posts (and round the result however you see fit). here's mine as an example:
so i divide 142,200 by 626 and get 227.16, which i then round to 227 average notes per post