is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?
This will not be a mess at all uh
Imagine going back to 2013 and trying to convince people that wasteland would get two sequels and potentially a third before elder scrolls 6 and gta 6 released
I expected it to be on the backburner but I remain kinda shocked it literally wasn't being developed at all until now
The fact that they released a teaser 5 years ago for a game that had zero lines of code written until now is peak Bethesda energy
dr seuss yaoi
I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website
Posts that scare new tumblr users
Why would this scare new users? How bad could it possibly be??
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett
Hi garrett
This lady was the main act in a funny online "scandal" some weeks ago (?) bc she is some famous bigshot in the tradwife online community and it got 'leaked' that she is married to a pretty high up millonaire guy, and thats why she can live by making videos of her making all kinds of foods from scratch in vintage and original expensive ass old kitchen.
But well, nothing more trad than the rich wife of a rich guy being able to be a stay at home mom and to larp as a farmer. Even old time royalty liked to do that from time to time.
dude you should have been at the club last night it was insane. the dj was playing the lament and funeral of hector from the iliad and everyone was beating their breasts and tearing open their garments. at the end we all built up a funeral pyre in the middle of the dance floor and set it aflame. we were all feeling the inherent human connection through millennia old poetry, it was wild
I would beat op up so hard he would be forced to have chocolate milkshake thru a straw for his next 4 bdays. There are even kida there how can you say he's right
death penalty
Y'all are nasty. If you ask someone what they want on their BIRTHDAY and then decide to ignore them, you are the asshole point blank. There's no argument here. It's kinda disrespectful to ask for a request just to do what you want. There's no "it's the thought that counts" here either, he was asked a question of which he answered completely, only to be told no you like this.
It's really her coming back with a "but-" and not "I'm sorry" that kills any semblance of sympathy she might have deserved.
If you think that OP is right in this situation you are a both a massive faggot and incredibly immature. This 34 year old man is upset that his girlfriend didn’t make him the exact type of birthday cake that he wanted? No appreciation that she made him anything at all? His is such an insanely immature response, literally something I would expect from a teenager or an autist
The AWFL isn't gonna fuck you bro.
See, I can believe this one is real bc I know a bunch of people like that irl and they are as annoying as this woman too
I would not pull the trolley lever. Not because I consider the value of the individual equal to that of the group but because touching the lever makes me involved in a situation. I am simply not part of this and you can’t make me
In ancient greece we could have had a rivalry that shook the world
In ancient greece touching the lever makes you the bottom
im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me
the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water
For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water
It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads
Idk if I was a chick I’d simply just buy men’s underwear
You can already buy men’s underwear chief you don’t need to be a chick
I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)
its goTS A FUZZY HEAD!!!!!
The Resplendent Quetzal: a birb
So funny how, as long as you cook it, it's way less risky to eat the meat of an animal you don't know than any part of any plant you either don't know, think you sort of know, or confidently think you know when there is another one that really looks like it, but the thing is you've never looked at them that closely and rely on vibes but that's a mistake you can usually only make once, so now you're dead.
The mother of the aunt that I am living with is fucking insane. First, she was angry that I had no boyfriend and that I wasnt trying to flirt/date with any of the male doctors in the hospital where I work.
Now that I lied and decided to made up a entire fictional internal medicine male resident to date me, she is angry that I am "dating" him and going out with him on weekends.
Ma'am, dude doesnt even exist so no, I am not going out to fuck a guy during saturdays. In fact, I am not going out at all, I am also lying on that.
She hasn't noticed that you're always at the house on Saturdays and then later tell her you were on a date?
She lives in another house, bc not even her daughter (my aunt) can stand her. She has visited like barely 5 times in these past six months that I have living here. And its a fight in all of them.
And my aunt leaves the house (and me) alone all weekend, all weeks, so I am basically alone for those 48 hours, so its easy to lie.
the great thing about the kungfu setting is the hero can be fighting three strapping young men simultaneously and you know he's not going to have any problem ripping them to shreds but then a portly octogenarian shows up and you think oh fuck this guy looks like bad news!!!
and after the geezer fuckin’ obliterates everyone on the scene with psychic energy blasts of incredible cosmic power he has to be helped into a chair because after all he is exceedingly ancient and those knees don’t bend like they used to.