It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen?

I do.

What the hell is Pete doing

The best he can

Hello there, August.

Behind my abs are….. BETTER ABS.

because it’s too amusing to not reblog

no homo though

Oh shit they make condoms with rulers on them. I want this 😱

this would destroy egos

R.I.P insecure boys

I love making insecure boys cry over stupid things.

This is so horrible. Like honestly? I understand the joke and everything buy what if the same thing was done for girls who wear pushup bras? What if they had “pushup” labelled on the straps for everyone to see. Because usually girls who are insecure with how their breasts look by themselves wear them, do you know how much of an outrage there would be? Because it would make girls a target and it would make their insecurities worse. Why is it different with guys? I have a friend who told me he’ll never get a girlfriend because he has a small dick and girls don’t like that. But he is the sweetest boy ever and it kills me that guys get shit for talking about girls with small boobs and flat asses but girls get nothing when they laugh about a guys dick size.

you do realize that bras are labelled like that right? like they have sizing that’s how you know which one to buy so it fits you…

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

#like does auto insurance cover ‘spiderman threw my car across the street to stop a giant lizard from destroying new york’

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

Aren’t*

A helicopter discovered this mysterious giant crater on the Yamal Peninsula of Siberia, a place referred to as the end of the world. (Source)

its the earths asshole

earthen bussy

it took me a moment to realize that that is not grass and moss, those are trees. the fucking scale of this is insane.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS HOW A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE STARTS

7 billion people experienced this day in a different way

when u hear a fall out boy song in public

how is this so accurate

I bet dinosaurs were really nice.  I bet if you dropped some change on the ground they’d help you pick it up and ask you how your day is going so far. 

A T-Rex would try to help but they would not be able to grab anything you dropped for you.

I get it, because they have small arms.  Har har.  Leave them alone

Boys: "Why I have trust issues"

*shows pictures of girls with makeup and then without*

Girls: "Why I have trust issues"

*shows article after article of men murdering women when they are rejected”

I didnt kno they had these

brow extensions

Okay but do you realize how good this is for cancer patients?? People with scars who can’t grow brows??? People with alopecia??? (Sp? ) like… pls stop hating the beauty industry.

… I want it

If you ever seen my boobs you’re welcome

It’s all for the best.

"I dont care what your gender is"

I care about your gender and I respect it.

"I dont care if you’re black yellow green pink"

I recognize your race, and your ethnicity, and I respect them to my fullest capability