You don’t know how fast I pulled out my phone

Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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couple more magic cards inspired by movies my gf and i watch

This link is really not safe for any workspace, so please mind that when clicking. Because it's a product page for a monster dildo with terrible soul-stealing eyes in place of the balls. I am not joking.

I found this and almost laughed myself sick. The head-on images of it make it look like those closeup photos of Borzois and other long nose-dogs!!!!!! The whole concept of this design is sending me into the stratosphere and not from orgasmic bliss. The terrible photoshopped images of it in a harness that make no sense--why did they bother??? There's just so many layers to the absolute masterpiece that is this product page.

EDIT: oh my god there's an even worse/better one

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Spike Milliken (print sale)

Santiago Rusiñol i Prats (Spanish, 1861-1931)

Amfiteatre

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Pet cheese, fairy cheese, cheese hats, cheese wheels: my collection of vintage cheese is growing.

FREEDOM

are some of you guys computer viruses be honest