If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself
honestly there’s nothing I love more than the type of splatoon fanart made in summer 2018 specifically directly after most people finished playing octo expansion where it’s just like, agent 8 being outside. and hanging out. everybody celebrating her being freed from the death trap subway she gets to hang out outside…. see the sky and the sun rise every day as a treat…………. ahh literally so fucking true
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
spamton covered in milk sopping wet slammed against the wall stamp
why tf didnt anyone tell me lego dimensions ends with a portal song where glados is literally sadly staring at a picture of chell and singing about how much she regrets that she's gone and thinking about how she'll never come back what the Fuck. what the fuck.
they literally gave glados the sad lesbian anthem of the century and nobody told me ????
you arent gonna mention the part where, at the end of a verse about forgiving chell, she holds the last note for a long time and the (lego-based) captions use periods and commas to spell out
1jhn1:9
in morse code, referring to 1 John 1:9:
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
it is literally so dramatic!!! glados is SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS!
glados honey i know this is your first break up but. girl.
I believe I read through Maxwell's dialogues 10 times already, it's my pastime
And then they both had to get bulbs together for team building Lowkey was digging through their in game dialogue and tripped over these quotes that were connected and its now my favorite thing ever- fuckin maxwell avoiding labor like a baby
Fine, I'll put a stop to Elon Musk myself.





