watermelonisha

U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

you look like shrek

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

me trying to be romantic

i don’t think aliens exist

then wtf do u call this

that's me on the dance floor

if only i could lose weight as fast as people lose interest in me 

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane