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underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

If there has ever been a man who deserved to be punched in the face, it’s Joseph Joestar.

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this old bastard’s just been brought back to life and his first thought is literally “man i should pull this SICK NASTY PRANK on my grandson”

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

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Billy Joel - Piano Man

sasuke going 0 to 100 batshit makes a lot more sense when you remember orochimaru was probably feeding him meth

There’s nothing more representative of Doctor Who than the following two facts: 

  • every single dalek story plays the fact that the daleks are involved as a reveal
  • every single dalek story has the word “dalek” in the title
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apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

I love these so much

Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

I JUST REMEMBERED

BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT

JACUZZI SPLOT

There are 3 kinds of tags on this post

  1. Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”
  2. HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition
  3. Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me

WH–

CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????

here’s some of my favorite nasuverse/fate westerner names

  • Bazett Fraga McRemitz
  • Waver Velvet
  • Jester Karture
  • Luviagelita Edelfelt
  • Fiore Forvedge Yggdmillennia
  • Karabo Frampton
  • Daybit Sem Void
  • Peperoncino Scandinavia (worth noting that he’s introduced and then they go “obviously that’s a fake name” as if that’s OBVIOUS in the same series that has the rest of these)
  • and the crown jewel of tsukihime: Nrvnsqr Chaos (pronounced Nero)

also arknights has a woman whose real name is Grace Arizona and i kind of hate that one

it’s always laughable when people say that a Japanese character with a very Japanese name in a Japanese anime is meant to be white when foreigners in Japanese media got names like that, like TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN, ALEXANDER REDCADILLAC or KEITH STAR or like this

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

fun little info graph I found

[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled “Fahrenheit” “Celsius” and “Kelvin”. The ends are labelled, respectively:

Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead Kelvin: Dead - Dead]

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OP, it's only more useful for Americans because you're not regularly boiling water.

0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.

It's a very simple system.

Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.

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