Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
Ask not for whom the piggledy higgles, it higgles for thee
don't MAKE me turn this hero's journey around!
Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?
dukeofbookingham-deactivated202
Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas
makeitstople
yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions
dukeofbookingham
I was taking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché
Arlo Black from Critical Role’s new ttrpg, Candela Obscura!
Made a new character in GW2 to level with a friend who is new to the game. Look at my small, cross eyed baby. I love him.
LOOK AT OUR BEASTS!
RAM RANCH WARBAND RAM RANCH WARBAND RAM RANCH WARBAND
munch munch crunch crunch i love a game that lets me be a whole beast. just an absolute monster. i can just make my character terrifying to look at.
im talking about him
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
Just some thing I did for Pride. Posting a day late but, better than never.
Tadhgn and Kessler, mine and @quorgi 's GW2 characters showing their colors. I love them so much.
He can't talk to people. He tries to pick up eldritch abominations with his bare hands. He's in a weird interdisciplinary field. He isn't an MD, he's a PhD. He just took out a cop with one brass knuckle punch.
*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP
