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This blog is dedicated to the thoughts, opinions and ruminations of a 20 something philosophy major.

What philosopher should YOU fight

there are a lot of philosophers out there, and they all need to get pummeled. here’s the chances that you’ll come out on top in no particular order.

Socrates  Who wins: Socrates  Look, there is a -100% chance that Socrates lands a KO, but that’s because he doesn’t need to. you come in spoiling for a fight and by the end of it you’re seriously debating whether you can truly claim to have ownership of your arms. It makes you want to fight him more and then you just get deeper into the spiral. don’t bother.

Plato  Who wins: Plato Sorry, but his name literally means ‘burly guy.’ you’re not going to win this one.

Aristotle Who wins: You Ok actually I don’t know who wins here but Aristotle needs to be beaten up so badly. Please punch him. I’ll help.

Diogenes:  Who wins: Diogenes I get why you want to fight him. I want to fight him. Everyone wants to fight him. don’t do it tho. His entire life is a series of him asking people to fight him and he still lived to one million years old. Don’t do it.

Epicurus  Who wins: Epicurus Jesus don’t fight Epicurus. dude does NOT care. your punches will be like water off a ducks back.

Kant Who wins: Nobody I forget the argument I was going to make because I just looked him up and he looks like a weird adult baby.

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you’ll win this one but why do you want to fight an adult baby. Avoid.

Voltaire Who wins: You sidenote: is there a single picture where Voltaire doesn’t look punchable?

honestly. anyway, look at the guy, he’s like 20 pounds. punch him. 

Hume Who wins: Hume 'In 1731, he was afflicted with a ravenous appetite and palpitations of the heart. After eating well for a time, he went from being “tall, lean and raw-bon'd” to being “sturdy, robust [and] healthful-like”' HE GOT ILL AND IT ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER. AVOID.

Hegel Who wins: ??? I honestly don’t know but ughhhhhhh he’s so smuuuuuug. Do it. Beat up Hegel.

Kierkegaard Who wins: You Like, the entire Concept of Anxiety. there is no way you could lose this fight. go for it. 

Spinoza Who wins: You But you won’t feel good about it. All this scrawny man wants to do is grind up some lenses and maybe watch some spiders making a web if its a wild day. Don’t fight Spinoza.

Descartes Who wins: Descartes Guy was a mercenary. He like, did fencing. Don’t fight Descartes.

Nietzsche Who wins: You Use his moustache as a pulley and kick him in the chest. When you knock him out whisper ‘human, all too human….’, and laugh.

John Stuart Mill 

Who wins: You JSM is the proto weird atheist guy who corners you and insists on going on and on about Richard Dawkins. You could take him easy. Fight John Stuart Mill.

Schopenhauer Who wins: Schopenhauer  He believed that the world is fundamentally unsatisfied and in search of satisfaction?? This man is DYING to punch somebody. Don’t do it.

A quick tangent: I have a fun game/exercise that I play with my rhetoric classes. I pick a seemingly innocuous phrase that is (over-)used in mass media, then I ask the class to explain what it means. No matter what they say, I either pretend not to understand, or ask “no, but what does it mean?” The students think it’s frustrating, then funny, then, frustrating again. A favorite phrase for this game is “senseless violence.” The point of the exercise is to examine some of the contradictions or confusion we use in everyday language. I feel this way about the phrase “faith in humanity,” and especially “restore [my/your/anyone’s] faith in humanity.” What is humanity, what does it mean to have faith in it, and why does the faith need to be restored? I assume that humanity means something close to “the goodness of human nature,” and not “the essential or unifying nature of personhood,” but I’m really not sure. At the very least the repeated recycling of this phrase should serve as a reminder of the Sisyphean task of restoring faith in humanity, whatever it may mean. Humanity is always already in doubt; our faith must endlessly be restored.

A hypothesis about difficulty… and my first collab video! Feat Philosophy Tube.

It probably goes without saying but I absolutely agree with the idea that–assuming people stick around–the reward for enduring (my word, not Emily’s) difficult media is great, and the likelihood the audience will take something additional away from it is higher.

When updatesupdatesupdates and I started making performance art around 2008 that was our modus operandi: how can we make performances which try to convey a reasonably complicated idea in as complicated a manner as possible before it becomes universally alienating? And then! Assuming that is successful! What does the audience actually get out of it? We did that for a number of years (memefactory being the most popular expression of that line of performance thinking, though by far the least complex) and the response was always heartening and encouraging.

[DIGRESSION: One early show was obliquely about the fact that America went to war over the “existence” of weapons in Iraq. Though we never once said the word “Iraq” or the acronym “WMDs” or made any kind of overtly political statement of any kind (the climax of the performance was in fact a full-length screening of the music video for Under Pressure by Queen ft. David Bowie on YouTube) the number of people who connected the described philoso-scientific debate between those who thought vacuums were possible and those who didn’t (vacuists and anti-vacuists) to our then-current political climate–both were “wars about nothing”–was very high.]

Idea Channel is also based partially upon this line of thinking and influenced greatly by all the performance work I did before it.

So.

Yeah.

TOTALLY.

This graphic is fabulous. It represents a tiny crash course in rhetoric. Learn these things. Put them on your wall. Whisper them into the breeze. These are THINGS TO KNOW.

Yeesssssssssss.

Interesting

Bookmark this shit and the next time someone begins gobbling nonsense at you on a social network, instead of engaging, point them to this handy chart. Also useful: Thought Catalog’s “How To Have A Rational Conversation" flowchart.

This.

Suppose an evil king decides to do a twisted moral experiment on you. He tells you to kick a small child really hard, right in the face. If you do, he will end the experiment with no further damage. If you refuse, he will kick the child himself, and then execute that child plus a hundred innocent people. The best solution is to somehow overthrow the king or escape the experiment. Assuming you can’t, what do you do? There are certain moral philosophers who would tell you to refuse. Sure, the child would get hurt and lots of innocent people would die, but it wouldn’t, technically, be your fault. But if you kicked the child, well, that would be your fault, and then you’d have to feel bad about it. But this excessive concern about whether something is your fault or not is a form of selfishness. If you sided with those philosophers, it wouldn’t be out of a concern for the child’s welfare - the child’s getting kicked anyway, not to mention executed - it would be out of concern with whether you might feel bad about it later. The desire involved is the desire to avoid guilt, not the desire to help others. We tend to identify guilt as a sign that we’ve done something morally wrong, and often it is. But guilt is a faulty signal; the course of action which minimizes our guilt is not always the course of action that is morally right. A desire to minimize guilt is no more noble than any other desire to make one’s self feel good at the expense of others, and so a morality that follows the principle of according value to other people must worry about more than just feeling guilty.

In this episode I talk about how “Google is knowledge.” The basic argument is along these lines: 

  • There is this concern that the internet is making it harder for us to build knowledge.
  • If we consider “knowledge” as John Locke did (the relationship between ideas in the brain), it’s rather easy to argue that the internet definitely supports the creation of new knowledge.
  • Furthermore, one could argue that–based on the features and “actions” taken by Google, Netflix, Amazon, et al–the internet, to a certain degree, is knowledge.

The always wicked smart and attention-paying Olly Lennard points out what is admittedly a perfectly un-confronted flaw in this episode: Locke’s theory allows that knowledge need not necessarily be true. The question, then, is whether or not it is possible to “know” something which is absolutely false. Spoiler alert: I think the answer is “yes”.

So but how do we even get to this “knowing”-the-not-true? An example: before germ theory, many people thought that deadly diseases such as the plague and cholera were transmitted through dirty, putrid air. This was called the Miasmatic Theory. In the brains of the people who believed this theory, there was a very strong relationship between ideas: the qualities and activities of air and the transmission of disease.

A longstanding description of knowledge–on which the assertion that you cannot know the untrue is built–was put together by our old pal Plato. He said that in order for someone to know something, three conditions would have to be met:

  • The proposition (miasmas cause disease) would have to be true.
  • People (plague doctors) would have to believe in this truth (we assume they did, but more on that in a bit).
  • This truth would have to be justified (I’m sure they thought it was). 

This is called Justified True Belief and our plague doctors fail outright at condition #1. You could cast this as the difference between “knowing” and “thinking”. They did not know miasmas caused disease, they thought they did. However, in my mind, the use of this information is essentially indistinguishable from knowledge: if you were to ask a Plague Doctor if he knew that miasma caused disease he would say “Duh-doy.” Except he’d probably be Italian so it’d most likely be something like “Duh-doy-a”. Will we deny him the existence of what he (and maybe his whole community, or the world at the time) would assert is his own knowledge?

In “Knowledge without Foundations”, Philosopher of Science Paul Feyerabend writes

A myth can very well stand on its own feet. It can give explanations, it can reply to criticism, it can give a satisfactory account of events which prima facie seem to refute it. It can do this because it is absolutely true.
-Knowledge, Science and Relativism, p64

In other words: if it looks, acts and smells like knowledge… 

Feyerabend allows that myths might be religious, sure, but they might also be scientific, philosophical, political, etc. What is problematic is not when knowledge is based on the absolutely false, but when knowledge refuses to change in the face of such discoveries. Feyerabend describes this as a dogmatic approach to knowledge. Its opposite, the critical approach, seeks to constantly revise and challenge what is known, even if by all accounts it is considered certain. I especially enjoy his dethroning of “certainty”:

…certainty is not something that exists independently of the human will but rather a reflection of the way in which we (consciously or unconsciously) proceed. If certainty is our own product then it cannot be worth more than the human beings who created it in the first place.
-Knowledge, Science and Relativism, p72

This doesn’t prevent something from being knowledge, though it does suggest a necessary qualification concerning Justified True Belief: if, in essence, anything can be true then one must assume an honest, and good faith experience of the world providing those ideas relating to one another. Someone who believes miasmas cause disease or the world is flat in 2013 would do so in light of overwhelming scientific and empirical evidence stating otherwise. If they construct a system (i.e. relate ideas) that answers all the very practical challenges to their beliefs, then they’ve developed a myth. Though it might be absolutely false, and dogmatism masquerading as critique, it qualifies as knowledge.

Basically, what I’m saying is that unless someone can point me towards some literature explaining how the whole Plague Doctor thing was a racket set up by, idk, the pope? and they didn’t believe the masks, potpourri or warding sticks did much of anything at all, I think it is fair to say that Plague Doctors knew miasma caused disease.

The fallibility of knowledge is somewhat present in the video, with the discussion of networked facts containing (or referencing) their own opposites. That connection is not made explicit or supported any way other than circumstantially. Sorry!

Finally, we’ve yet to escape the specter of “belief” or “experience” in the process of building knowledge. Up until now we’ve been talking about biological entities so by our yardstick, if Google itself is (or has) knowledge, it must believe or experience the world similarly. To claim that it does is–I totally agree–far fetched, but impossible…HHHMMMMMQUESTIONMARK. 

It is easy to say Google is not/does not have knowledge because it is machine. Binoculars do not see, records do not perform, etc. This is a criticism I have no handy retort for: you could argue that my reading of Locke is irresponsible because he clearly considered biological consciousness only. However, as Google takes further steps towards embodying and enacting a kind of want (wanting to collect information, wanting to correct you, wanting to advertise to you, wanting to get you the right results) independent of direct human involvement, I think it is fair to say that it has a type of experience. Arguable is whether it is a conscious experience or not. This issue is a big one, and I’ve already written too much, but essentially as we begin to think of robots and software as moral subjects (see The Machine Question) then we’re going to edge closer towards sussing this one out.

So! I think where this leave us, is that if you buy Google’s “experience” as a good-faith interpretation of the world resulting in relationships between ideas that it wants to be accurate–but maybe aren’t, and that’s ok–then the claim that, as an extension of human cognition “Google is knowledge”, or as an entity itself, “Google has knowledge” becomes much easier to swallow. 

If not, that’s cool too, tho.

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I’ve wanted to get this down for a while.  I have an interesting view when it comes to this.

I once heard someone call their body their “meatsuit” and it got me thinking.  What is a body?  Why do we place so much importance on it?  There are so many people that place judgement on a person for their body, but never stop to consider the person inside that body.  

My view is that our body is nothing more that our vehicle.  We can see the world though the eyes, hear sounds through the ears, and express our thoughts with the vocal chords.  But really what you and your body are are two entirely different things. And you leave your body behind when you die. 

I think a person should put more effort into bettering “themselves” before their “vehicle.”

Basically, I try to live my life by looking past a persons body, or “vehicle” and trying to see the person inside.  And it has helped me relate to people, it’s helped me look past differences, and it’s helped me kind of see that while we are all special, and we are all essentially equal.

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

A philosophy joke (in the mouth of Jeremy Bentham): When I run to the other wicket because my partner has struck a good ball I do so because it is best on the whole.

- John Rawls 'Two Concepts of Rules' Philosophical review 64, 1955

Experience Machine

Robert Nozick is a philosopher known widely for his argument regarding the experience machine.

The argument goes something like this...

There is a machine, capable of giving you any experience you could possibly desire. Scientists, psychologists and neurologists have all worked to together to engineer this machine to stimulate your brain so that you would think and feel as though you were reading a good book, meeting the love of your life or creating a fantastic work of art.

You physical body however, would be floating in a tank with electrodes attached to your brain while you 'lived' this simulated life.

(sound familiar?)

All Matrix jokes aside, Nozick claims that we would not wish to plug into the machine. He makes adjustments to the machine according to various objections- for example if you wished to remain ignorant of your time in the machine, you may. If you wished to have some simulated pain in order to better appreciate the fulfillment of your desires, an imperfect experience can be created for you. If you wish your life experiences to result in you becoming the person you wish to be- an ideal version of you- the machine can be adapted to facilitate this. If the well-being of others concern us, we can ensure they too can plug into the machine and even connect their experiences to ours.

And yet, even when the experience machine is adjusted to provide our ideal experiences for us, Nozick believes we still would not plug in.

He uses this argument to show that something matters outside of the fulfillment of our desires, our personal happiness and our experiences.

Nozick's 3 main points:

1. We want to do certain things, not merely experience them
2. We want to be a certain way, develop into a certain sort of person. The machine can simulate this but in reality the person plugged in cannot be anything, she is an indeterminate blob.
3. Plugging into the machine limits us to a reality bound by the constraints of human imagination. While a deeper connection with the world around us can be simulated in the machine, it will never be actual.

Nozick is not trying to disprove the important of happiness, personal experience or desire fulfillment. He is trying to show that the question of what matters to us is more complex and intricate than it first appears, the answers to which can have interesting implications in other areas of philosophy such as the free will debate, theories of knowledge, ethical theories such as Utilitarianism and even treatment of non-human animals.

If you'd like to find out more here is the full argument and you can always drop me an ask. Otherwise, if you haven't already seen the Matrix and are interested in a sci-fi dystopian future filled will experience machines, go check it out.

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why the hell  didn’t i have this during philosophy ;____________;

This is fascinating.

I’m not quietly filing these away for the advertising classes in my design course or anything. That would be wrong.