Imagine...

…Being a new teacher at Hogwarts and Snape being absolutely smitten by you.

Who Me

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why u lookin up almond joys in the background

I had beef wit somone

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オレはいま ちょっとダラシナイかっこうできゅうけい中です

I'm now chilling with a sloppy style

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):

addition

New set up

Ut

Not what it says.

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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

?

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

?

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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free him

him free

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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are a normal driving distance from each other

old sparkledogs and cat ocs in the files of old computers. wings extended forever in flight, tears frozen on their face from an event in a backstory long forgotten

the drawings made of others characters, in folders on a forgotten friend's computer, forever visiting, immortalized in drawings of silly inside jokes and gift-giving between amateurly-drawn colorful animals

a colorful cast, lined up in a row in a half-finished microsoft paint bitmap–smiling faces filled only most-of-the-way with the fill bucket tool. the comic text says "happy birthday!!!" the drawing was never finished, the gift was never sent. its they've been their birthday for 13 years in their eyes and they've never stopped smiling

colors paint-bucket-filled into downloaded free bases–folders of which still sit unused, waiting to spark new ideas, in a long-forgotten folder. most of them the well-known default colors until their artist realized how to use the custom color button

forever in a looping animation, only a third of the way finished–the artist wanted to animate like they saw online, those four frames probably took them weeks of frustration before the project was dropped–but their character is still running, for the rest of time, at 3 frames per second

the story behind this drawing, btw

Seriously? Dude, that's something you'd seen in the basement. But not made of chocolate

HE MADE A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

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general mahamatra

sending luck to everyone who's waiting for him to come back home ♡ may the husbands be reunited ;;

HOW I FEEL WHEN I SEE DAN HENG ☺️😩💗🫶🏻

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Liz Fosslien