nick? oh, short for nickelodeon

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.

Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.

The four players on dndads each fall perfectly into the four ways of playing dnd

Matt: uses the mechanics to play pretend real hard in a way that is most beneficial to the group

Beth: is perfectly in tune with her character and makes very good, compelling character choices that are sometimes v upsetting

Will: is trying so hard to kiss his friends in fiction will someone please just give this guy a break

Freddie: playing 4-D chess with himself in a way that makes me cackle at his shenanigans

_. <- Exclamation point laying down after a hard days work

Gwen’s design be so good then BOOM she’s bald

TrigunAU where everything is the same, except they wear the Barbie and Ken outfits for the whole series.

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we love those hot pinks and blues part two.

CR 3 - E 69 funny spoiler "Heck yeah baby!" I just love this unhinged geriatric gnome! The whole scene was such a big laugh. Chetney and Laudna have a good chaotic vibe together XD

Someone's angel

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The art and the reference 💖🪓

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Some poor suffering gobs!!

bloody boys

would love to be one of hannibal’s normal patients. he’s not trying to convince me to murder or anything, he’s just showing me breathing exercises and writing out my zoloft prescription. i hear he’s a cannibal on the news and just go :( aw b/c now i have to find another psychiatrist and i had already gotten so comfortable with him because i made him laugh with a mento ewness meme i saved in my phone just for him

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

couldn't keep this in the tags im howling

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.

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