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@quinquatloaf

shes a 10 but shes a 9 but shes a 8 but shes a 7 but shes a 6 but shes a 5 but shes a 4 but shes a 3 but shes a 2 but shes a 1 but shes a BLASTOFF 💥💥💥💥🚀KRSHHHHHHHHHHEEWWWWWWBRRRRRBRBRBRRBRBRBRRWWWWWWSHHHHHHHHBRRRRRRRBRRRRBRBR

somebody tell me why iPhone updates are aroace

"I hate neopronouns" you literally use "bro" and "op" as neopronouns. a short word to stand in for a noun. that's a pronoun. and since bro and op aren't conventional pronouns, they're neopronouns

"bro is annoying"

"op already said that"

"looks like bro skipped leg day"

"I think op doesn't give a fuck"

you're using them as neopronouns

Neopronouns are basically just criminally underrated nicknames

I love this to bits

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he’s not ugly he’s handsome

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distinguished

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rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

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Hi I want to let you kids know how effective these walk outs are: public schools are payed by attendance. Meaning if you’re not going to class the whole school isn’t getting payed their share. Now if it’s just like the normal kid has a sick day that’s normal.

But a class of 200? And you know who’s getting the blame? Administration. So kids continue to plan your walk outs in DROVES. Convince the kid with perfect attendance to join you, get your teacher involved by having them accept your homework at a later time.

You kids deserve a proper education and school experience. Don’t let these adults take that away from you.

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As a direct fuck you to Joanne, for every note this gets, I'll write a paragraph in my own novel, featuring:

  • A soft bisexual mage who likes to draw animals
  • An absolutely chaotic trans musician who discovered that his singing can heal wounds
  • A bounty hunter with a magic rifle that knows only one (1) spell
  • And an infinite library that makes you forget who you are the deeper you go

One note = one paragraph until I've written the whole damn thing.

And again:

Fuck you, Joanne
Fuck Joanne
Go like the original one children