i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house
You ever post something on here with the hope that just that one particular mutual sees it? Or is that just a me thing?
ALT
“Where do I stand on the – on the WHAT? The “Transgender Question”? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question – I have not yet finished speaking – not a question, but a demographic.“
“The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It’s the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America’s suburban colon.”
“And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years – I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs – as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!”
“One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. “Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I’m trans-Chinese.” The laziness of it – shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there’s true scorched earth.“
macleod
Brilliant.
They call me longsword lesbian the way I
Holy shid too much praise I feel like mah brain is melting
me after a post gets six notes
babe why are you crying? don't you like your new hatsune miku cock cage?
full offence but it should be illegal to use flashing or strobing images in adverts like straight up if a company has paid to force strobing shit in front of people then they have paid to directly hurt and potentially kill disabled people and whatever company they paid was fine with it. go to fucking jail and rot there.
what's your favorite flavor?? 🍦
miku spotted!
zarosianzealot
Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.
shameless-shaman-main
Y’all really out here getting cucked huh
noblepeasant
Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.
a-vegemite-addict-from-australia
If you don’t think sex work is real work then kindly get the fuck off my blog
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
strangecharmer
i trusted you
weteevee
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people