I can relate to this on every level
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
Excuse you this is EXACTLY why paleontologists should play computer games
me: I'm exhausted, let's get back to camp to rest
the camp: *more drama than a bus full of drag queens on the way to a wig sale*
I'm playing Baldur's Gate III and made a couple serious characters, but I had to make a bard with Dark Urge. Based him off the Berrie's and Cream commercial guy.
I named him Little Lad, and every so often he has a need to kill.
character in bg3: so we worship this god-
me, getting dragon age flashbacks: blow them up. BLOW THEM UP
Dragon Age Origins: We are all, in some sense, outcast from society. It may only technically be two of our number's job to save the world, but frankly, none of us have anywhere else to go - and definitely nothing better to do.
Mass Effect: We emerge from complex histories. We are separated by prejudices and old injustices, and how any of us are figuring out to fly this half-human-half-turian monstrosity of a ship is anybody's guess. But as the world hurtles toward an apocalypse, we may find the strength - not just to beat the Reapers, but right some of history's wrongs as well.
Baldur’s Gate 3: Okay. Seriously. Does anybody here not have a probably fatal to themselves and possibly to everybody around them pre-existing condition that has nothing to do with the current tadpole crisis? Anybody? No wonder no one's too fussed about the mindflayers, we're all going to die of previous poor life choices before that even becomes an issue.
11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.
11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:38 - Realised watch was broken.
God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”
Adam: “Tit”
God: “Uhh ok”
Adam: “Boobie”
God: “Stop naming them after breasts”
Adam: Looks at rooster
I am reading the first hotfix update for baldur's gate 3 and they mention ending scenes and stuff from the third act. Excuse me who even reported those crashes and bugs? How are you so fast? 😭😭 meanwhile I'm chatting with people in the druid grove.
bg3 really is "poking your nose where it doesn't belong" simulator. because i will just walk anywhere and make whatever is happening there my business
Playing a drow in bg3 is just you vibing in caves while your poor companions stumble around blind until you remember to cast a light for them so they'll stop failing their perception checks
Oh please please please please please let this aesthetic become widely known as incel design.
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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
i love seeing a tumblr post and knowing it’s from a person who sufjan stevens family contacted to tell them to stop making posts about fisting him
I forgot that a few years ago I wanted to make a webcomic about a foolish horse