life is a weenie roast and i'm the biggest weenie

please does anyone have that image of a frog wearing a yarmulke and it says “it is rosh hashanah my jews” i can’t find it

i have to do everything myself around here

Every year Rosh Hashana reminds me that I don't hate red and green together, I just can't stand the relentless omnipresence of it during the four months of Xmas.

Anyway you heard it here first: green and red are Rosh Hashana colors now 🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

Rosh Hashana colors moodboard:

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shanah tovah, y'all

yeah.

we're back at a level never seen before in the history of the world

Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio on their wedding day, January 14, 1954

she's the reason why the lesbian rate in going up in the world

anyways here’s my takes

edit: someone pointed out that potato helped nancy figure out who sent her the radio shoutout and predicting movie plot points and some other things so consider him in the ‘resolves problems on purpose’ section too

I need whatever drugs they but in these songs injected directly into my bloodstream

me when i can’t control the overflow emotions rolling like a stone my fantasies play hide and seek i’ve got a crush it’s crushing me

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

(so starved for love my body is visibly shaking) im normal im ssoooo normal. the normalest

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.